If having a meltdown on TV is what it takes to lead you to this moment in time, I’d say it’s totally worth it.  Vienna Girardi has put her Jake-days behind her (like way behind her) and hung out with some Chippendale dancers in Las Vegas last night where they tied her up a bit on stage.  Hello fantasy #42.

She was hosting the Ultimate Girls’ Night Out with these hot mancakes. I was getting ready to get all testy because usually men don’t take it all off at strip joints where as the female strippers do (at least here in Canada) but I can see some finely carved buttocks so I have to tone my rant down a bit.

However, they cover their junk up.  Why do they cover their junk up? Sure it’s nice to see abs, arms and butts, but let’s see your man stick. I don’t mean a flash.  I want to be able to take a good hard look at it.  He he he. I said hard.

Anyhoo some of these pictures are pretty hot, and NSFW.  Clearly.  Even though you don’t see the man stick I’m pretty sure they could get you into trouble at work.

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The Bachleor’s Gia Allemand didn’t win Jake Pavelka’s heart on his season.  But she did win Wes over on Bachelor Pad and their romance is still going strong.  But the latest news is about her movie role!

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Gia has been cast as legendary Ava Gardner in a biopic film about ‘The Godfather‘ star.  Gianni Russo talked about Gia’s role,

“It’s a small role. Gia looks a lot like Ava, but it’s really the passion that she had that convinced me to cast her.  Forty years ago someone did this for me. They stuck their neck out.”

Gia wanted the part badly,

“I was pursuing him to cast me as Ava,” says Allemand. “After I heard about Mr. Russo signing on a napkin for ‘The Godfather’ (at The Palm in Manhattan in 1969), I recited Ava’s whole life to him until he agreed to cast me and then I immediately asked him to write our agreement on a napkin!”

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I love that story.  It’s really priceless.  The big question now is can Gia act?  She’s gorgeous, sexy, and could definitely channel Ava.  But will she pull it off?  I hope she does.  I have been a Gia fan since the Pavelka season and I want to see her succeed.  Good luck!

FIlming begins on January 2.  Perfect way to kick off a new year, with a new career.

Photo: ABC

Just for the record:  NO she wasn’t dating Mel Gibson.  Apparently while she was engaged to The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka, and 10 days before they split, Vienna Girardi was keeping in touch and actually slept with on-again, off-again boyfriend Brian Lee Smith.

Radar Online has the exclusive text messages that went down between the two of them with this one sent to Vienna yesterday:

“Upset is not the word. I want to punch you in the face and whatever I say… deny… it’s cool I have proof on everything! I’m not dumb I won’t say anything I can’t back up,”

I’m not sure I agree with him in that he isn’t dumb.  His spelling is horrendous in the texts.  I’m just saying. Apparently Vienna and Brian were living together right up until she left to appear on The Bachelor but had told him she would be back.  Well, we know the ending to that fairytale.  Despite what Brian is saying Vienna has a different take:

“My ex is just pissed because he thought when Jake and I broke up it meant him and I would get back together and when he realized that wasn’t going to happen he got angry,” Vienna told a source. “This is why I had him arrested before I left for the show. He is obsessed and violent.”

When Radar Online broke the story of their relationship, some nasty texts went back and forth between Brian and Vienna:

Brian: “It’s your turn to once get alittle of the pain I feel if I will nit lie or make up anything all truth oh btw I’ll be comin to la soon…for the record u told me I could if u hurt me again (in those fake emails) lol”

Vienna: “Please stop! Look I get that your upset but this isn’t the way to get me back.”

Brian: “Upset is not the word I want to punch you in the face and whatever I say deny it’s cool I have proof on everything! I’m not dumb I won’t say anything I can’t back up…Just to show I’m a better person than u I sold u out for free!!!!!! I would not except one penny…f**k u Vienna hope ur happy now it’s your turn look like a f**king idot.”

Vienna: “I’m sorry. I understand that your angry. But I thought you were my friend. You said you would always be there for me and as long as I was happy that was all that mattered. I’m sorry you feel you must hurt me in order to make your pain go away.”

Brian: “That right there what I’m talking about ur so f**king good with words and emotions!…U have no real friends I know that cause u shit on everyone…I don’t need any pittu u wanna know what realy makes me mad I wasted yearrrrrsss of my life with u!”

Vienna: “I have real friends and they are still by myside, I thought you were one of them…Thank you !…Thank you for feeling that you wasted years with me. You have a gf and have had a gf tis entire time.”

Brian: “Act like that bothered u then or now! Don’t f**kin play stupid…Deny it I’ll make u look even dummer I swear to God u admit it right now I’ll drop it and Never speak to. U again.”

Vienna: “Admit what?”

Brian: “Ok nevermind! Later…I hope u get your f**kin carma u b**ch”

Vienna: “Karma is with a K”

Brian: “Ha we will see who is laughing…The evidence I have not really legal but I don’t f**king care…U will probly sue me see u in court”

Vienna: “Please dnt contact me or text me bc everything with you is all about $$ and getting even. I wish you find happiness oneday.”

I’m not sure what he means by his evidence being illegal but perhaps he needs to realize it may not even be a case of Vienna taking him to court but maybe him being arrested? The dude can’t even spell Karma correctly.  I doubt he’s thought his genius-like plan through.

In all seriousness, I don’t care if she was the biggest ho walking on the planet, to threaten a girl with physical violence is sick. Brian needs to walk away if she brings that much misery into her life. There is never an excuse for domestic violence or violence of any kind.

Photo:  KOKOPIX/WENN

I didn’t bother to do a post about the showdown between Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi after Monday night’s Bachelorette. However I will say that despite my not caring at all for Vienna before that particular show, I have come to realize that (in my opinion) Jake is a smug, passive-aggressive bag de la douche. I eat guys like him for breakfast. And not in the way they hope.

Although Vienna‘s constant interruption would drive me NUTS, that was a girl who was very distraught and that didn’t look like acting to me.

Mr. ‘I have a publicist’ Jake seems to be out to simply get famous.  Perhaps this is why he didn’t choose the other girl and chose Vienna instead:  the other girl seemed much more (what we now realize is) his type. So why didn’t he choose her then? What the hell is Anne talking about now? Well if he was really looking for love, he would have chosen his type. Seems to me he wasn’t really looking for love.  But then again is anyone on those shows?

Anyways, Vienna is seen here getting her hair did.  And ladies what is the best revenge?  Looking fabulous.  Holla bitches.

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In the shock heard around the world (that is sarcasm by the way) Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have split up with a rep for the couple confirming to OK! Magazine:

“Jake and Vienna have split and appreciate respect for their privacy at this time.”

I have come to the conclusion (years ago) that the only reason people go on that show is for fame.  I know, obvious conclusion right? It’s almost an insult to the intelligence of the viewer to be expected to believe it’s all about ‘love’. None of the couples stay together, with the exception of 1 or 2 and I’m so bored by this topic I can’t even remember their names.

The odds of someone finding the right person on TV are fairly slim. You have a better chance of meeting someone at Walmart. And you’ve seen the People of Walmart.

Vienna appeared at the Jonah Hex premiere on Thursday last week solo and I wondered about that as I was writing the post but quickly lost interest when I had the opportunity to watch paint dry as that was much more fulfilling.

Photo:  Nikki Nelson/WENN

DWTS and The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka and his fiancee Vienna Girardi are doing a very good deed by helping at the Habitat For Humanity San Fernando/Santa Clarita Valleys Women Empowerment build assisted by ‘The Bachelor Gives Back‘ so I would feel very wrong to be sarcastic or snarky.  Very wrong.

And if this isn’t enough Jake and Vienna for you, you will get to see them dance together at the Dancing With The Stars‘ finale. She told E!’s Marc Malkin:

“Jake and I will be on the finale dancing together!”. “Dancing With the Stars came to us about three weeks ago and asked us if I’d be interested in dancing.”

“I’m very nervous,” Girardi admitted. “Jake’s been telling everyone that I’m a really good dancer, but I’m really not. The expectations are too high for me.”

And of course they will be dancing to Jeffrey Osborne ‘s ’80s hit ”On the Wings of Love.

See? I got through the post without saying anything snarky!

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• Aimee Garcia
• Amber Rose
• Briana Evigan
• Dania Ramirez
• Harland Williams
• Jake Pavelka
• Kelly Hu
• Olivia Munn
• Summer Altice
• Tila Tequila
• Tom Green
• Vienna Girardi

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Derek Hough and Mark Ballas both celebrated their birthdays (May 17 and May 24 respectively) last night at the H Lounge in Los Angeles after Derek and Nicole’s perfect Argentine Tango.

Lots of their Dancing With The Stars’ friends (both past and present) came to wish them a happy birthday:

• Anna Trebunskaya
• Ashley Roberts
• Chelsie Hightower
• Cheryl Burke
• Edyta Sliwinska
• Erin Andrews
• Evan Lysacek
• Jake Pavelka
• Lacey Schwimmer
• Louie Vito
• Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Tony Dovolani
• Vienna Girardi

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