I have no words. Well…almost. Seriously, after the trailer for Kirk Jones’ What to Expect When You’re Expecting that we showed you last month, I didn’t think it could get worse. Then I saw these posters. Are they photographs or are they cartoons? And as if the current trend toward airbrushing any character or distinction out of the faces of already beautiful people wasn’t bad enough, they’re all clutching their fake baby bumps with beatific smiles on their bland faces. All except JLo, who probably refused to look “fat”. (I'm kidding, her character adopts)

And the captions! I can only assume these are actual lines that these characters are forced to say in the context of the movie. Frankly I’m stunned. I said I stared at the trailer in “slack-jawed wonder”, I have no words for what my expression must have been as I clicked on these posters one by one.

The film is based on the popular non-fiction self-help book by Heidi Murkoff, that has this innocuous plot summary: “A look at the lives of five couples as they prepare to become parents.” Now let’s see what the official synopsis is for this He’s Just Not that Into You/Valentine’s Day/New Year’s Eve celebrity mashup. (It’s like The Loveboat set in a maternity ward.)

Over the moon about starting a family, TV fitness guru Jules (Cameron Diaz) and dance show star Evan (Matthew Morrison) find that their high-octane celebrity lives don't stand a chance against the surprise demands of pregnancy. Baby-crazy author and advocate Wendy (Elizabeth Banks) gets a taste of her own militant mommy advice when pregnancy hormones ravage her body; while Wendy's husband, Gary (Ben Falcone), struggles not to be outdone by his competitive alpha-Dad (Dennis Quaid), who's expecting twins with his much younger trophy wife, Skyler (Brooklyn Decker). {Wait a second…didn’t Quaid just have twins with his trophy wife??} Photographer Holly (Jennifer Lopez) is prepared to travel the globe to adopt a child, but her husband Nate (Rodrigo Santoro) isn't so sure, and tries to quiet his panic by attending a "dudes" support group, where new fathers get to tell it like it really is. {Holly and Nate? JLo and Rodrigo are "Holly" & "Nate"?} And rival food truck chefs Rosie (Anna Kendrick) and Marco's (Chace Crawford) surprise hook-up results in an unexpected quandary: what to do when your first child comes before your first date?

What to Expect When You’re Expecting was written by Shauna Cross (Whip It), Heather Hach (Freaky Friday) and opens May 11 in the US and 18th May in the UK.

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Today marks the day Will.I.Am releases T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) soundtrack featuring Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez and even better he will debut it for the first time with Jennifer Lopez on tonight's American Music Awards! No word if Mick Jagger will make an appearance but I would probably pee a little if he did.

You have to listen to this. It is going to be an incredible performance tonight! *NSFW*

The Hardest Ever will appear on his first solo album #willpower which Interscope will release next year. I can't wait to see what else is on that album!

The American Music Awards airs tonight at 8 EST 7 C on ABC.

Jennifer Lopez is not just a mother, singer, judge, business person and actress. She is also a producer and the people of MTV have picked up a project of hers in which Grace Parra will write that centers on:

Lina Molina, a recent NYU grad whose being forced to return home to suburban Texas with her eccentric Mexican family care of a dire economy.

The comedy will see Jennifer Lopez's partner Simon Fields and manager Benny Medina as producers on her Nuyorican Productions comedy.

No word on the comedy name or when we will get to see it. This is something I am totally looking forward to. Go JLo!

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Over the weekend Jennifer Lopez performed at the Mohegan Sun casino in Montville, Conn. where she sang her new song 'One Love'. During the song male and female dancers performed behind her that looked like the past men in her life (Ben Affleck, P. Diddy and Marc Anthony) along with female dancers dressed as JLo did back in those relationships.

After the performance she simply said to the audience "A little trip down memory lane," and started to cry. The audience sucked it up (as they should) and gave my girl a standing ovation. 

JLo explained to Access Hollywood what was behind that moment on stage:

“After I sang the song, I’m standing there, and I realized that I did bare a little bit of my thoughts in this song. I also acted it out, kind of, for the audience. The way they received it was very touching,” Jennifer explained.

“I think that they felt what I felt, which is, you know, I’m just a girl, just like everybody else, trying to find my way,” the 42-year-old star, who split with Marc Anthony in July, continued. “I felt like they got that, and they understood it, and we were all like one at that moment.”

Adding, “It was very, very touching. I think they felt that, and I felt it from them. It kind of overwhelmed me.”

You know I don't care of JLo marries 20 times. I think she is a great person and the fact that she remains so optimistic about love despite public break-ups is refreshing.