Keith Urban brought his musical talents and gorgeous guns, while John Mayer brought his musical talents and orgasm face to Tiger Woods’ 2011 Tiger Jam at the Mandalay Bay Events Center at Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino in where else but Las Vegas baby!

Tiger Jam has been held since 1998 and benefits the Tiger Woods Foundation which has helped to raise more than $12 million. The Tiger Woods Foundation has helped reach over 10 million  young people by delivering unique experiences and innovative educational opportunities for youth worldwide.

Prior to the performances by Keith Urban and John Mayer (and also Tyler Hilton), guests sat down to a dinner and then took part in a silent and live auction that featured one-of-a-kind luxury items.

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I should be ashamed of myself for not remembering it was Gerard Butler’s 41st birthday on Saturday (November 13). Shame on me! Gerard took over new restaurant The Darby (which opens to the public on Wednesday) on Saturday night with a bunch of friends and actually sang Mustang Sally onstage with John Mayer.

Gerard Butler Is Luscious In London

The celebrations included a dinner and performances for over 100 guests that included Kate Hudson, Jason Statham, Bono and Jay-Z. Not to sound like a freaking ingrate, but who the hell does a girl have to sleep with to get Jason Statham and/or Bono at her birthday party?

Page Six is reporting that:

Australian comedian James Smith toasted Gerry. He then went on to make fun of him saying: ‘Gerard has been out so much he’s now just constantly on Page Six. Gerry is on Page Six so much they have to make it Page Seven.’ Smith also joked that Butler and Jennifer Aniston had “as much sexual chemistry as Regis and Kelly” in “The Bounty Hunter.”

Ouch. I would have loved to see Gerard’s reaction to that jab. Apparently Gerard also sang Oasis’ Wonderwall and word is he has an ‘epic’ voice! Why does that not surprise me? I’ve long imagined hearing his voice whisper in my ear and it was very musical. And by musical I mean dirty. Very dirty.

Happy belated birthday Gerard.

John Mayer has been considering closing down his Twitter account:

“Within the last couple weeks, every night I think about cancelling my Twitter account… I just think Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it’s over to be honest with you.

“It (was) really sort of flawed from the beginning. I can’t tell you how many times I meet people or I’m having dinner with people who write stuff and they get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?’ I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship or something…

Boo f*cking hoo.  John has haters because of idiotic interviews like the one in Playboy. However, he must have had a light bulb moment:

“My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation.”

That probably is the real problem.  There will always be haters especially being in the public eye, but if you’ve ever had the good fortune of reading his Tweets you may realize the real reason people are annoyed by him.

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Katy Perry went without Russell Brand.

Jason Statham hung out in a group that included Isabel Lucas and he looked smoking hot and cool while doing so. I felt compelled to include every single picture of him I could, because I’m kind of obsessive like that.

Paris Hilton took time out to make sure her cold sore was covered up make up was applied just right.

Eli Roth was all over Peaches Geldof in a coupling that makes as little sense now as it did when it was first revealed.

Even John Mayer showed up.

The picture of Lindsay Lohan is from her Twitter account.

This is Coachella Day 1 bitches.  Lots of pictures of these folks:

• Kelly Osbourne
• Matt Smith
• Mischa Barton
• Kate Bosworth
• Scott Speedman
• Pink
• Busy Phillips
• Dave Grohl
• Michael DesBarres
• Drea de Matteo
• Camilla Belle
• Asher Roth
• Chris Klein
• Agyness Deyn
• Pixie Geldof
• Whitney Port
• Anne Hathaway
• Kristin Cavallari
• The Dillinger Escape Plan
• Devon Aoki

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Jessica Simpson appeared on David Letterman last night where she talked about Tony Romo, and the infamous ‘sexual napalm‘ revelation by John Mayer.

I found it interesting that she admitted her and Tony Romo are still friends yet when David asked her why they broke up she said she didn’t know and he would have to ask Tony.  So if you are still friends wouldn’t that come up in conversation or have been discussed?

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John Mayer played in Nashville last night and apologized to his fans, the people he hurt and his fellow bandmates breaking down periodically:

“In the quest to be clever,” “I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me.”

He then said that he had entered a world of “selfishness and greediness and arrogance.” He said that he thought if he could just be “speedy and witty and pull together as many fast words and phrases as I could, that I would be clever enough to buy myself another day without anybody pinning me down and saying, ‘You’re a creep.’

“I should have just given that up and played the guitar,” he went on. “I didn’t. So I decided I would try to be as clever as possible all the time, and I did that at the expense of people that I love and that feels absolutely terrible.

“I think it’s important that you know that everybody on this stage is here playing with me not because they condone what I say in any interview … they’re on this stage because they support myself as a possible future grown-up,” he continued as the audience cheered.

And maybe they see something that I don’t. So maybe I need to take a break from trying to be clever and spend a little time looking at what they see — because they’ve done an unbelievable thing by standing on this stage and standing by my side playing tonight.

“It’s just not worth being clever,” he said, adding: “I quit the media game. I’m out. I’m done. I just want to play my guitar.”

US Magazine takes a sneak peek into the March issue of Playboy Magazine where John Mayer talks about his crazy sex relationship with Jessica Simpson and refers to her as a drug:

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.” “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.’”

I can imagine how appreciative of this Jessica Simpson is.  I have to wonder what is going on with John lately because his Tweets and quotes are kind of nuts.

Although he doesn’t talk about sex with Jennifer Aniston he told Playboy Heartbreak Warrior was not about her:

“That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

And his obsession with Twitter was not the reason he and Jennifer broke up:

“There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

I don’t even understand what the eff that even means.

And in case you were wondering how many women he has bedded since Jennifer:

“I’m going to say four or five. No more,” “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”

“I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”

John has set himself some new goals:

“From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out ofUs Weekly. That’s f***** up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f******. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*** you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”

What do you think of his interview?

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“I consider myself a good guy, with the best of intentions. Anyone who has been in a relationship with me would stand by the fact that I’ve never been callous. I’ve never been a bad boy.”

“I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I’ve never been sinister”

…….defending himself to Playboy.  Who doesn’t love to be put through the wringer psychologically?  Idiot.

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