Russell Brand and Jonah Hill attended the London, England photo call of Get Him To The Greek at Potter’s Field along with some hot babes in bikinis.  While Russell was in the U.K. fiancee Katy Perry was in Toronto appearing on the Much Music Video Awards where she threw ice cream cones to the audience. A sweet gesture but not so practical, yes?

Do you see the girl to Russell’s right? She’s gorgeous with a smoking hot body, isn’t she? He looks a little too enamoured with her but that’s okay he can look, he just can’t fondle the merchandise.

If I were Katy I would have some kind of a heat sensor placed in his penis.  I’d say a camera, but I don’t think so because then you would have way too much video footage to watch.  But a heat sensor is ideal.  I’m sure there is an Apple App for it that will set off an alarm when it gets to a certain temperature. And by certain temperature I’m talking penetration. But you knew that, right?

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My pretend boyfriend Russell Brand premiered Get Him To The Greek with his fiancee Katy Perry last night in Los Angeles along with his costar Jonah Hill.

And don’t worry, Russell has vowed to be faithful to his new bride Katy according to Britain’s Sun Newspaper:

“Yes, you have to be (faithful). That’s one of the things about this institution of marriage. My wife recently explained to me, ‘You must be faithful’ and I don’t have a problem with that. I’m really, really in love.

“There is certainly a compromise. You just can’t maraud through life f**king whoever you’d like – which is a shame, because I wish I actually could do that. That’s the compromise.”

*sigh* Also at the premiere:

• Allison Brie
• Elizabeth Moss
• Jon Hamm – a pork product I’d be willing to indulge in
• Judd Apatow
• Kali Hawk
• Kristen Bell
• Leslie Mann
• Rose Byrne
• Sean Combs
• Selma Blair
• Vanessa Hudgens
• Zac Efron

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Russell Brand performed a song from his movie Get Him To The Greek at The Roxy last night with band Infant Sorrow in West Hollywood. Costar of the film, Jonah Hill was also at the gig.

Russell’s fiancee Katy Perry recently cleared up rumours that their wedding was taking place in India when she appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show:

“I heard a rumor that someone dropped where we were getting married on a little radio program… I haven’t told her where were are getting married. She thinks we were getting married in India.”

“I think it’s better to take people out of their comfort zone and mesh the group together.

The ‘her’ she is referring to is Rihanna who was on Ryan’s radio show previously and revealed Katy and Russell were tying the knot in India and she was planning an Indian-themed bachelorette party for Katy.

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My pretend boyfriend Russell Brand may be more than just a wet dream of mine after all.  While promoting Get Him To The Greek with Jonah Hill, the two sat down with E! Online where he professed that being faithful on the road without Katy Perry by his side is ‘difficult’:

“It’s not as good, because you’re away from your actual girlfriend and you can’t have sex with all the people out there.”

The video of that interview can be found here. I’ve tried to embed it but it’s not working.

Um, I’m no relationship expert but given they haven’t been together for a year yet (they hooked up September 2009) and they are engaged, that can’t be a good thing. The first couple of years are when you are both drunk with love and in that euphoric state.  Who thinks of having sex with others at that point?

It’s after many years that you lust after men (in Russell’s case women) in a big way, and then go on to do a blog where you write down all (but not really because if I wrote down all you would probably think I was certifiable not to mention a very big ho) of your dirty thoughts for history to capture

These pictures are from last night’s Get Him To The Greek screening in Las Vegas that was also attended by:  Matt Goss, Holly Madison, Jade Gordon, Tom Felton, Laura Croft,  and Rob Riggle.

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Engaged couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand attended an Easter party in Los Angeles yesterday with friends that included Jonah Hill, who also happens to be Russell’s Get Him To The Greek costar.

Katy Tweeted her feelings on Easter:

“If every day could be filled with pastels, bunnies, baby chicks & chocolate filled eggs I would b happy

Is it not enough that she has snagged Russell Brand?  Why doesn’t that alone make her happy?  According to People a source at the party claims that Russell and Katy were all over each other and “They kept kissing and were super affectionate.”

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Photos:  Fame Pictures/WENN