I'm going to guess that judging by the plastic bag Muse man,  Matt Bellamy is rocking on his head, that he's sending out a message to the paparazzi that are following him and Kate Hudson around North London? Or he's lost his freaking mind.

While he has poked out a hole for ONE eye, I don't see any holes for breathing. Safety first, Matt! How good an idea is it that these two had a baby? I dunno now with 'no air hole' and all.

Kate turned her iPhone on the pappers and got a shot of them and all I could concentrate on was that gorgeous rock. Another take away from these photos: Kate can not get off her iPhone.

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Kate Hudson and her baby daddy boyfriend Muse singer, Matthew Bellamy are seen arriving at Scott’s Restaurant in London, England. Not the bucket of chicken Scotts, but a place where they don’t use paper products to wipe your mouth with.

And seeing that a picture is worth a thousands words, these pictures are worth a whole lot of words. Let’s dissect and analyze the sh*t out of them, shall we?

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Take the pictures of them in the car (actually it almost looks like public transit, but whatever). Not only are they not sitting close together (and they have mucho opportunity given it’s a bench and not bucket seat), they don’t seem to even be looking at each other. Unless of course you consider the look of contempt she gives him. He looks constipated.

Now we move on to them exiting the vehicle. Do you LOVE the way he holds the door open for her? What a gentleman. This is the woman who is pregnant with his child. My husband would be carrying me around. Oh wait a minute, he’s fixed. We would be having a very different type of encounter. Anyhoo it looks like him leaving the door open, and it NOT slamming shut on her, is an afterthought and perhaps a tad inconvenient.

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And finally the walk of shame to the restaurant. I say walk of shame because the tension is so thick you can gut it with a knife. It’s awkward. Not for them, but for me to look at these. I’m embarrassed for them. They are not royalty, not even close. Yet she walks several feet behind him. She looks cold, and she’s pregnant and you would never know they were together if you didn’t know who they were.

Every couple has their days, but some relationships move too fast too soon and fizzle out just as quickly. I wonder if this is that type of relationship? I don’t care for Kate Hudson. Totally judgmental of me, I know. But I don’t care.

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My spidey senses tell me she’s not a very nice girl. And not very genuine. And then there is her track record with men. She comes across as desperate. I have to wonder if these pictures are the dawning of her desperation to Matt. Wouldn’t you be pissed? Meow.

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Kate Hudson is working her baby bump and doing the usual celebrity stuff.  But she might also be dabbling in porn.  Not like that though.

She has been offered the title role in Lovelace.  This a biopic film about porn star Linda Lovelace.   James Franco is starring as pornographer Chuck Traynor.

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Now I can toally see James pulling this one off.  In fact, it’s right up his alley…. no pun intended.

I think she’ll take it.  They’ll just have to hold off filming until the baby arrives.

You know what I think is funny?  That they are making another Lovelace film.  The fact the Malin Akerman is starring in a similar movie, about the same person…. I don’t know.  It’s just odd.

Photo: Manuil Yamalyan/ WENN

Goldie Hawn’s ex, who also happens to be Kate Hudson’s father, Bill Hudson is tired of the rumours that he was a deadbeat dad and is spilling his guts in what is being called an explosive tell-all book.

Bill and Goldie divorced in 1979 and he claims she limited access to their children and not that he was an absentee father. The two met in 1975 and once made love for 12 hours in which she confessed she was seeing another man:

“You’re my soul mate . . . it’s just that I’ve always believed in open marriage.”

He also claims:

“We made love everywhere . . . airplane bathrooms, rooftops, under the covers in first-class . . . just any and every place we could find.”

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, but I’m aight.  He also says that Kate is a liar-pants:

“Kate has used the story of her being abandoned by me because she needed tragedy in her life. She grew up privileged in Hollywood with private planes. Nobody was going to sympathize unless she had some tragedy.”

That part wouldn’t surprise me, but who knows if any of this is true. He may be in desperate need for some money, or maybe he has, in fact, tired of all the lies.

He contradicts his earlier claim that she believed in open marriages when he claims George Segal told him he tried to flirt with Goldie but she turned him down:

“You must be pretty special to her because everybody knows Goldie’s always up for a good time.”

Such male ego. Perhaps she just wasn’t into George Segal? Or maybe there is truth to that.

The New York post:

Diane Nine, Bill’s agent, said, “We are meeting with publishers next week. But the proposal is quite explosive. What he really wants is a relationship with his children and he hopes this will help.” Reps for Goldie and Kate didn’t get back to us.

Call me loco, but I don’t think writing this book is his way of having a relationship with his children. What do you think of these claims by Bill Hudson?

Last night marked the 20th Anniversary of Glamour Women of the Year Awards which took place  in New York.  Cher won the Lifetime Achievement Award and it’s no wonder.

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She has an Oscar, a Grammy and an Emmy not to mention a career that spans 45 years.  What a lot of people may not know about her is her tireless humanitarian efforts such as helping to build a school in Kenya for Orphans and working with The Heroes Project to ensure soldiers’ headgear is more blast-resistant .

What’s next for Cher? Directing a film and doing some Broadway! Kelly Osbourne was thrilled to meet her last night and Tweeted:

I am lost for words at how beautiful @cher still is…. Damn she is one hot bitch!!!!

Also on hand at last night’s awards:

• Julia  Roberts
• Kate Hudson
• Fergie
• Hilary Swank
• Janet Jackson
• Arianna Huffington

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Kate Hudson and her boyfriend of six months Muse rocker Matthew Bellamy were seen shopping very recently shopping for an engagement ring in New York. How true this rumour is I don’t know, but it’s out there.

The two are apparently quite smitten with one another and judging from these pictures from ELLE’s 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute at The Four Seasons Hotel on October 18, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California, I would say so.

His body language is screaming ‘I want to take you right here, right now‘.  This guy is very taken with Kate Hudson.  I don’t understand it.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s very pretty and seems nice enough and all, but for some reason she irritates my bowels. I think the irritation started when she was married to Chris Robinson and it’s just gotten more inflamed over time. She struck me as being very clingy and suffocating in a very needy kind of way.

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Earlier in the year she was quoted as lying saying:

“Marriage is definitely not something I’m looking for. But the divorce doesn’t put me off. I’ll just see what happens,”  “I think a lot of times people are terrified of love and stop themselves from experiencing it. I don’t ever want to get that jaded. I do believe in love. I believe that when you really open yourself up to love, it’s the most beautiful thing.”

Blah, blah, blah.  This is what I really hear:  A-Rod got away, but I’m not letting this one.  I will just be more subtle about my clingy ways.  I’ll play hard to get this time. Yes! That’s what I’ll do.

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