Kelly Brook 32, is the kind of girl a LOT of men dream about what with her beauty, gorgeous body and those killer knockers. She's dated some very handsome and famous men: Billy Zane, Danny Cipriani but my favorite Jason Statham. But current beau, Thom Evans 26, has no plans to marry this lady despite the fact they have been together for more than a year. And the reason is his mommy:

My mother says I have still got plenty of time to settle down and has advised me not to get married yet,’ 

I prayed to the nutsack gods that he was joking, but I don't think he is. I'm also wondering if he KNOWS he is 26 years old and legally can make these decisions all by his wonesome:

‘The thing is Kelly is six years older than me. I don’t mind her being older. 

'It’s not a bad idea to have an older woman, because, as my mother says, women live a lot longer than men, so it makes sense. 

‘So contrary to popular belief, we are not getting engaged or married.’

Momma said life is like a box of chocolates. I'm all for guys loving their moms and respecting them, but shouldn't he be putting his big boy pants on at this point?

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The very gorgeous Kelly Brook is on Twitter but doesn't have a 'verified' account, so when her identity was doubted by television presenter Leigh Francis, Kelly tweeted a topless, half-naked picture of herself to prove she wasn't some 'dirty old hairy man pretending to be Kelly Brook' as Leigh suggested she could be.

Leigh then joked that she could be a dirty old hairy man in really good prosthetics. I hope this dude is joking. Can you say GORGEOUS? Kelly looks amazing.

Kelly has been dating Scottish rugby star Thom Evans for almost a year. The two were expecting a baby girl earlier this year but she suffered a miscarriage when she was five months along.

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This is such devastating news. Kelly Brook, 31 has lost her baby that she was expecting with boyfriend Thom Evans. Brook was almost five months along in her pregnancy and very excited to be expecting her first child, a girl.

She was rushed to hospital last week where she lost the baby. A spokesperson confirms:

‘I can confirm that Kelly and Thom have very sadly lost their baby. ‘They request that everyone please respects their privacy at this very painful time. ‘There will be no further comment.’

That is so sad. She apparently is resting at her farmhouse in Kent and a friend told the Daily Mail:

‘Kelly is understandably devastated, she’s at home and she’s being looked after by Thom and her mum Sandra.

‘There’s nothing you can say to anyone at a time like this – she just needs to be allowed some time alone to grieve.’

Our sincere condolences to Kelly and Thom at this most difficult time.

Photo: WENN

Kelly Brook is going to be responsible for giving men coronaries today with this sexed up June 2011 edition of Esquire Magazine. The model wears a skimpy bikini barely containing her humongous melons while teasingly pulling down one of the straps almost exposing a nip and then there is the tongue. Now that’s product placement.

What is interesting about this cover and its interview is that she goes on to say her exes (which include the likes of the scrumptious Jason Statham and Billy Zane) were ‘big kids’ and ‘show-off’s’.

And if that weren’t enough what she loves about her new love (and father to her baby) Thom Evans:

‘He doesn’t need to be the centre of attention. The previous guys have been big kids really. Show-offs.’ ‘He’s not an actor, so I don’t have to sit and watch all of his sh*t films.’

Meow. Were those the pregnancy hormones talking? I’m pretty sure she wasn’t showing off here or here or here.

Either way she’s beyond sexy and you can’t take that away from her.

Sexy british actress Kelly Brook, 31,  confirmed her pregnancy via Twitter when she announced she and boyfriend Thom Evans were expecting a girl:

I didn’t even know she was dating anyone. Last I heard it was Danny Cipriani and let’s not forget Jason Statham before that. Before him she dated and was engaged to Billy Zane. Thom Evans is a former rugby player team-mate of Danny Cipriani. Awkward.

Kelly Brook Unveils Nude Reebok Ad [PHOTOS]

Kelly Brook SIZZLES On FHM Australia

He suffered a near-fatal auto accident in February of 2010 and is now retired from the sport. Clearly the dude can still perform in other areas of his life and gawd bless him. He is a sweet piece of man-meat. And he’s a younger piece of man meat being only 25 years old.

Congratulations to Kelly and Thom.

Photo: WENN

Twitter pic

My heterosexual male friends who like big boobs are going to thank me for this Kelly Brook FHM Cover post. And my gay female friends that like big boobs will also thank me for this.

Kelly Brook NAKED On Love Magazine

Holy crap.  I don’t even quite know where to begin. I know often times even the most beautiful women are airbrushed/photo shopped, but I highly doubt they made the melons bigger than they actually are (is that even possible but really why bother, right?).

And to think, like Katy Perry, Kelly Brook is NATURAL.  If I had six toes on each foot and a horn growing out of my ass, but still had these boobs, I would be thanking my lucky stars hourly. And buffing my horn.

Kelly Brook Unveils Nude Reebok Ad [PHOTOS]

You’re welcome.

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