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P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy…whatever Sean Combs is calling himself these days, has been a presence all week long on the Croisette.  I don’t know if he has an actual business reason for being at the Cannes Film Festival, but he’s donned a tux for all of the major red carpet premieres and made the rounds of all of the swell parties.  Last night, he threw one of his own. Aboard a yacht…of course. I’m sure the champagne and the Ciroc flowed freely.

Now, you’d think that Diddy would be able to attract the crème de la crème of Cannes attendees, but I think most of them left town after the big weekend. Almost everyone who showed up was strictly C-List. American reality tv stalwarts like Kim Kardashian (with Kanye in tow) and Paris Hilton (as well as sister Nicky) were there. What exactly does Tara Reid do? Oh yeah, she’s in American Pie Reunion. I guess that’s why photographers snapped so many pics of her hunting for her shoes. (All shoes are removed when boarding the yachts). Kelly Brook had a movie screening earlier in the week but she’s clearly there to party. She did two costume changes at last night's bash alone. British heiress Lady Victoria Hervey, famous for being British and dressing like a skank showed up to do both, Michelle Rodriguez and Benicio del Toro were in town for a movie. 

Why am I bothering with this post you may well add? Because since his bro left town,  Adrien Brody apparently needed something to do. He showed up in jeans and biker jacket to lend the joint an air of class. So I get to post some pics of Adrien Brody. Nuff said.  Enjoy the pics!

(btw, for those of you, like myself already suffering from Butler Cannes Party Watch Withdrawal, I’ll be back later with treats.)

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Kelly Brook 32, is the kind of girl a LOT of men dream about what with her beauty, gorgeous body and those killer knockers. She's dated some very handsome and famous men: Billy Zane, Danny Cipriani but my favorite Jason Statham. But current beau, Thom Evans 26, has no plans to marry this lady despite the fact they have been together for more than a year. And the reason is his mommy:

My mother says I have still got plenty of time to settle down and has advised me not to get married yet,’ 

I prayed to the nutsack gods that he was joking, but I don't think he is. I'm also wondering if he KNOWS he is 26 years old and legally can make these decisions all by his wonesome:

‘The thing is Kelly is six years older than me. I don’t mind her being older. 

'It’s not a bad idea to have an older woman, because, as my mother says, women live a lot longer than men, so it makes sense. 

‘So contrary to popular belief, we are not getting engaged or married.’

Momma said life is like a box of chocolates. I'm all for guys loving their moms and respecting them, but shouldn't he be putting his big boy pants on at this point?

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The very gorgeous Kelly Brook is on Twitter but doesn't have a 'verified' account, so when her identity was doubted by television presenter Leigh Francis, Kelly tweeted a topless, half-naked picture of herself to prove she wasn't some 'dirty old hairy man pretending to be Kelly Brook' as Leigh suggested she could be.

Leigh then joked that she could be a dirty old hairy man in really good prosthetics. I hope this dude is joking. Can you say GORGEOUS? Kelly looks amazing.

Kelly has been dating Scottish rugby star Thom Evans for almost a year. The two were expecting a baby girl earlier this year but she suffered a miscarriage when she was five months along.

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This is such devastating news. Kelly Brook, 31 has lost her baby that she was expecting with boyfriend Thom Evans. Brook was almost five months along in her pregnancy and very excited to be expecting her first child, a girl.

She was rushed to hospital last week where she lost the baby. A spokesperson confirms:

‘I can confirm that Kelly and Thom have very sadly lost their baby. ‘They request that everyone please respects their privacy at this very painful time. ‘There will be no further comment.’

That is so sad. She apparently is resting at her farmhouse in Kent and a friend told the Daily Mail:

‘Kelly is understandably devastated, she’s at home and she’s being looked after by Thom and her mum Sandra.

‘There’s nothing you can say to anyone at a time like this – she just needs to be allowed some time alone to grieve.’

Our sincere condolences to Kelly and Thom at this most difficult time.

Photo: WENN

Kelly Brook is going to be responsible for giving men coronaries today with this sexed up June 2011 edition of Esquire Magazine. The model wears a skimpy bikini barely containing her humongous melons while teasingly pulling down one of the straps almost exposing a nip and then there is the tongue. Now that’s product placement.

What is interesting about this cover and its interview is that she goes on to say her exes (which include the likes of the scrumptious Jason Statham and Billy Zane) were ‘big kids’ and ‘show-off’s’.

And if that weren’t enough what she loves about her new love (and father to her baby) Thom Evans:

‘He doesn’t need to be the centre of attention. The previous guys have been big kids really. Show-offs.’ ‘He’s not an actor, so I don’t have to sit and watch all of his sh*t films.’

Meow. Were those the pregnancy hormones talking? I’m pretty sure she wasn’t showing off here or here or here.

Either way she’s beyond sexy and you can’t take that away from her.

Sexy british actress Kelly Brook, 31,  confirmed her pregnancy via Twitter when she announced she and boyfriend Thom Evans were expecting a girl:

I didn’t even know she was dating anyone. Last I heard it was Danny Cipriani and let’s not forget Jason Statham before that. Before him she dated and was engaged to Billy Zane. Thom Evans is a former rugby player team-mate of Danny Cipriani. Awkward.

Kelly Brook Unveils Nude Reebok Ad [PHOTOS]

Kelly Brook SIZZLES On FHM Australia

He suffered a near-fatal auto accident in February of 2010 and is now retired from the sport. Clearly the dude can still perform in other areas of his life and gawd bless him. He is a sweet piece of man-meat. And he’s a younger piece of man meat being only 25 years old.

Congratulations to Kelly and Thom.

Photo: WENN

Twitter pic

My heterosexual male friends who like big boobs are going to thank me for this Kelly Brook FHM Cover post. And my gay female friends that like big boobs will also thank me for this.

Kelly Brook NAKED On Love Magazine

Holy crap.  I don’t even quite know where to begin. I know often times even the most beautiful women are airbrushed/photo shopped, but I highly doubt they made the melons bigger than they actually are (is that even possible but really why bother, right?).

And to think, like Katy Perry, Kelly Brook is NATURAL.  If I had six toes on each foot and a horn growing out of my ass, but still had these boobs, I would be thanking my lucky stars hourly. And buffing my horn.

Kelly Brook Unveils Nude Reebok Ad [PHOTOS]

You’re welcome.

To enlarge the chesticles, click on the picture

Kelly Brook‘s  cover of Love Magazine is racier than her Playboy Magazine cover, but my goodness what a banging body.

This cover follows Kelly’s month of nakedness as Kelly has posed nude for Reebok, is featured nude in her film Piranha 3D, Playboy and now this:

‘Having this movie coming out where I get to make out underwater with a porn star naked, I just thought “why not just embrace it and make this month my naked month where everything I do is naked?”.

Why not?

Hollywood directors and producers are going to be banging down her door for gratuitous nakedness:

If people want to cast me in roles for my body or how I look, I’m just doing to embrace that because that’s not going to be the case forever,’

‘It doesn’t make me any less important than anyone else in the movie just because I’m in a bikini. That’s just the role I play. It’s as much a part of the story as the piranhas and everything else.’

The magazine cover after the break NSFW

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