Kelsey Grammer sits down with Piers Morgan and spills his guts about his marriage to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer and says that the reality show was his 'parting gift to her'. Let me address this first. He is an arrogant f*cking hypocrite of the biggest proportion.

He forgot to untuck his balls from his vagina at the time and TELL her it was a departing gift. That makes him not only a hypocrite but a coward. He used that opportunity to screw around with his latest wife Kayte Walsh who from what I have read (and I obviously don't know them or if this is true) she went after him with a vengeance. Having said that, if it is in fact true, she deserves him. If he cheats with you honey, it's only a matter of time before he cheats on you. He made it very clear how he treated a wife when he met you. Lucky for him that she's too young and naive to truly see that. But she will.

I love how now, after 13 freaking years of marriage he realizes it was a mistake and she really just married 'Frasier'. The best part is how he said the day they got married Camille asked for a divorce and his words of wisdom to women was not to play that game because it will happen. While I agree with him about not playing games, it's kind of baseless to 'it will happen' when that takes place 13 years later! He could handle 13 years of that, up until Kayte Walsh walked into the picture. Idiot.

However I don't think Camille was the perfect wife or faultless in the breakdown of their marriage. She did want fame, and now she has it, but she lived in his shadow for 13 years and that couldn't have been easy. Not that I'm making excuses for her. I watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and she thinks the world is jealous of her (they're not). But overall, I think she's a good person, just a bit (or a lot) self-absorbed.

Kelsey, on the other hand shows zero remorse for the failure of the marriage not to mention takes no accountability for how it ended other than to say he ignored the warning signs. That's a huge red flag that Kayte will have waving in her face one day and she will look back on her marriage to Kelsey and say 'I overlooked the signs'. Afterall, she's just like him.

This interview airs Monday on CNN.

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Real Housewives’ Camille Grammer was quoted earlier in the week as saying  ’big hands, big feet, big disappointment’ myth about men (having an equally big penis) isn’t accurate. In other words, Kelsey Grammer has a little penis. That was what she meant without coming right out and saying it.

Well Kelsey’s new child bride wife Kayte Grammer came out swinging (after she spit out the soother) and basically said the reason Kelsey’s penis is so small was because of Camille:

“Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand.”

Clearly Kayte failed science in school because the size of a man’s johnson is the size of a man’s johnson. If it’s not erect, it’s not erect. I have to think he must have gotten erect at some point in his 13-year marriage to Camille although who knows, she comes across as a bit of a passive-aggressive nutcase so perhaps she scared his johnson back into Kelsey’s vagina.

So now, Camille is coming out and apologizing for Kelsey Grammer’s penis being small. I may have gotten that wrong. She’s sorry she called it small:

“Some joking remarks I made to Kyle Richards got picked up and caused my ex-husband great embarrassment and for that I sincerely apologize.  While the media added words and blew it out of proportion, I acknowledge my part in this and regret my remarks.”

While I don’t care much for Kelsey or his new child bride, I think Camille wasn’t ‘joking’ and that she is basically a coward because when she is confronted with it, she makes excuses. She meant exactly what she said. She’s a grown woman with kids and she knew the implications to what she was saying. And even though we may all have a little snicker about it, it really is a horrible thing to say about a man. If a woman has small boobies she can have an operation, but if a man has a small johnson he is pretty much screwed.

Then of course she goes on to TMZ saying about their divorce settlement (which they agreed would come after the divorce because he had to marry child bride quickly):

“but Kelsey just seems to want to fight this.”  Camille adds, “I offered a 50/50 physical split with joint custody and was soundly rejected.”

“Now he will only communicate through lawyers and others and I fear the message we’re sending our children.”

But talking about the size of their father’s penis on television is sending a good message?

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Kelsey Grammer sporting a new beard

Kelsey Grammer is going all out to take down his latest ex-wife, Camille Grammer.  He filed legal papers to take her to TRIAL for custody of their two children.  According to TMZ, his lawyer, Lance Spiegel, a child custody expert, is evaluating Kelsey and Camille along with the kids to figure out how custody should be divided.

Kelsey Grammer Divorce Official TODAY

They currently have a custody arrangement in place that will expire on July 2, so they now have less than a month to get ready for what looks like could be an all out war.

I think this is insanity.  The kids need the best love and care possible.  Kelsey and Camille are making this all about themselves and their personal issues.  That’s what I call crappy parents.  Plain and simple.

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Today is the the first day of being free of Kelsey Grammer for Camille Grammer.  Their divorce is set to become official today.  After all the chaos and drama, these two will finally be legally removed from each other’s live.

Kelsey Grammer’s Daughter is Engaged Too

Kelsey and Camille’s lawyers have now agreed on all the prerequisites and the divorce is ready to be finalized.

Now Kelsey can start his new life with Kayte Walsh without a wife in the picture.  Well, I guess Kayte will be his wife in the next couple of weeks.  But you get the picture.  What’s with Kelsey anyhow?  Is he incapable of being single?  Who plans their wedding and sends out the invites before they are even divorced?  Weirdo!

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Kelsey Grammer was on the Late Show with David Letterman when he made a fool of himself for the ten thousandth time.  Talking about his flavor of the year, Kayte Walsh, he said,

“Kayte’s my new girl, and we’re planning to get married soon,” he says. “Sometime in February.”

Emphasis on the “my new girl” part.  Seriously?  Yes.  Actually, that’s the complete truth.  One day Kayte will be watching late night TV hearing Kelsey reference some other youngin’ as “his new girl” and she’ll be sitting there filling the part of the “former glory hole.”  How fun for her!

Camille Grammer Attempting to Escape The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Kelsey Grammer Needs Shotgun Divorce to Have Shotgun Wedding, Classy

Ewwww.  It’s just gross.  But you know what, she’s getting what she asked for.  This isn’t breaking news or anything.  Kelsey is slimy.  The entire planet knows that much.

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Kelsey Grammer needs to attend a seminar on class.  He lacks it so very badly, it’s almost embarrassing.  I know that his soon to be ex-wife, Camille Grammer is no angel… but, man.  Kelsey is just all wrong.

The Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer Sex Tape

Kelsey Grammer Has Done it Again

Kelsey is overly anxious to marry his current glory hole, Kayte Walsh, but he can’t until his divorce is finalized.  He’s asked the judge to grant his divorce now, instead of making him wait the entire six month period.  Camille filed on July 1, 2010.  He can’t wait a few more weeks to tie the knot again, he’s got to put a rush on it?  What is the rush anyhow?

Is it just me?  Or does Kayte look like she’s Kelsey’s daughter? Seriously… look at the picture!

What do you think?  Is Kelsey a complete dog at this point?

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