WHAT. THE. HELL??? Apparently so! The producer, Howard Gordon says that killing off Kiefer Sutherland’s character, Jack Bauer was a consideration in ending the series:

“Yes, in many ways, I did [think about killing Jack Bauer]. I think I maybe even wrote that scene and in the end it felt too depressing,” “I think it would have been a really depressing moment. I don’t think it would have been surprising, I think it would have been more depressing than surprising.”

Um, duh, do you think so? Depressing is an understatement. Howard Gordon would have had legions of fans crying into his voicemail. That would have been horrible.  Yeah, I know it was just a show, but we are talking about Kiefer Sutherland here! He goes on to say:

“In a strange way, that’s probably the ultimate, tragedy and probably the most politically correct ending, but it wasn’t something anybody wanted to commit to,” Gordon continued. “Not just for the reason of the show, but honestly, if we had really felt that was the best ending, we would have all gone for it.”

Thank goodness common sense prevailed! Oh, and I am being a very bad stalker and future wife of Kiefer in that I forgot his birthday  So I wrote him a little poem:

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I will never tire

Of stalking you

 Happy Belated Birthday Kiefer Sutherland!!

Jason Statham is The Mechanic (okay  I don’t really know if he is but I would totally let him work on my car) and judging by this trailer, I will be purchasing a clunker in the hopes he ‘fixes my car’. That is code for having his way with me.

How is it gawd made someone so hot yet so unattainable?

I’m not sure if the video is intentionally without his dialogue but it’s still worth watching. Am I the only one who wants him to take me and take me now? My mom’s right.  I am a freaking pig.

However, I will admit, it’s a little ‘awkward’ with my  future father in-law Donald Sutherland (ummm helllooo??? Kiefer’s dad) in  the same film. Perhaps it’s a test of some sort?

I am trying really very hard not to hate that lucky biotch Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, but it gets more and more difficult with each passing day.

This movie looks GOOD. Will you be seeing it? Are you a fan of Jason Staham’s? The movie opens up some time in 2011.

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The similarities between Kiefer Sutherland and I are endless. He wishes he could have sworn while filming 24 and I use certain swear words when I think of Kiefer. Isn’t that interesting? How many more ‘signs’ does he need that ‘we’ belong together?

Kiefer Sutherland Shops Melrose Avenue

It’s funny when I used to watch Jack Bauer I used to think how much more realistic it would seem if he could have been able to swear.  I mean really, if you went through what he went through episode after episode wouldn’t you be cursing like a sailor? The guy never took bathroom breaks!! I’d be like ‘I have to f*cking pee, for f*cks sake’, right?

He told Empire Magazine:

“I would have liked to have been able to swear… I would have been the most foul-mouthed b*****d of all time. I’d have made Tony Soprano look like a choir boy,” laughed the star in an interview with Empire magazine.

I bet Kiefer would have been a very dirty boy, with a very dirty mouth that I would have let him do whatever he wanted with that dirty, dirty mouth.  Dirty boy.

He added:

“When shooting I used to say, ‘F**k!’ as soon as I got out of bed. I often think about what would have happened if we were on cable instead of Fox.

Imagine if 24 had of been on cable? I suspect there would have been nude scenes. F*cken right, eh?. He he he

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It is rumoured that my future husband Kiefer Sutherland is set to hit Broadway with Sex and The City’s Chris Noth in That Championship Season.  Bed bugs or not New York here I come!

It is a revival of Jason Miller’s 1972 play that will see Jason Patric, Brian Cox and Jim Gaffigan in the show that will be directed by Gregory Mosher.

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It is the story of former American college students that are reunited with their basketball coach 20 years after winning the state championship and reminisce about their younger years.

Twenty years later they still look to their coach for advice. Mr. Anne Sutherland is said to be playing James Daley – a local junior high school principal.

Jason Patric is set to play the brother of James, Tom Daley, who is described as an unsuccessful, cynical alcoholic. I need to not type anymore.

Kiefer Sutherland Will Continue To Have Horrific Strip Joint Moments

Personally I can not see Kiefer and Jason on the same stage for weeks (maybe months) at a time given Jason and Kiefer were once best friends up until Jason ran off with Kiefer’s soon-to-be-bride Julia Roberts.

I think Kiefer dodged a HUGE bullet and should be thanking Jason, but friends don’t boink your fiancee, do they? So it is this that makes me wonder if this is just a rumour.  They haven’t spoken since.

The word is it is expected to hit Broadway in March, 2011. My birthday is in March.  Do you think this is Kiefer’s birthday present to me, because I’m pretty sure it is. How obvious can the dude be, right?

I will start saving for my stay in New York.  And by stay I mean for as long as this damned production is running I will be parking my arse in New York City.  Holla!

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My future husband and the man that inspires me to stalk and think very impure thoughts, Kiefer Sutherland is seen leaving Mr. Chow’s last night in Los Angeles where some very lucky biotch fan got to take a picture with him but more importantly got close enough to smell him. And touch him.  Oh, to be able to touch him.

I kind of don’t appreciate his bag covering his man parts but I’m going to let it slide. I’m in a forgiving but mainly giving mood, if you catch my drift, Kiefer (you have my address from the restraining orders)  I must say he is looking very fine in his outfit isn’t he?

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It is the happiest of hump days now that I have some pictures of Kiefer Sutherland. He is with my nemesis his girlfriend Siobhan and a couple of friends in the West Village having lunch.  One of which gives the pappers the one finger salute.

Kiefer being in New York is one step closer to my plan coming to fruition in which we ‘bump’ into each other in Toronto and as we gaze into each other’s blood-shot eyes we realize ‘the restraining order isn’t effective so much’.  *Sigh*  I love when a plan comes together.

Don’t be scared Kiefer.  I don’t bite.  Unless you ask nicely

More hump day madness after the break if you can handle it.

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According to the write up with the pictures, my future husband Kiefer Sutherland is shopping on Melrose Avenue for my engagement ring clothes, but judging by the teeny tiny bag, I am sincerely hoping he got himself a leopard thong as I’m really hoping we can do the Tarzan and Jane thing I think about all the time.

Along the way he met up with a friend and had some lunch.  Believe it or not I am actually watching the final season of 24 as  I type this.  Me and the hubster tape it until it ends and then have a marathon like a couple of cracked out Kiefer fans. The port-o-potties built into our sofa were a novel idea.  I’m brilliant and practical like that.

And yes, I included all 36 pictures because it’s Kiefer, y’all.

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Kiefer Sutherland admits that pictures and news of him being thrown out of a strip club in April were horrific, but good news:  he expects things like that to continue happening:

“I have done and will continue to do things that I think are funny in the moment that maybe, you know, the next day are embarrassing or horrific.

“I think I did one the other night: a friend of mine passed away and I went out with a bunch of friends to a strip joint here in London, and we all got up stage and started dancing, you know, silly stuff. And at that moment it was funny. The next day – horrific.”

I’m not sure how I feel about my future husband hanging out a strip joints so often.  I will gladly bump and grind for him if that’s what he needs.  In fact I’m about to go practice my pole moves right now.

It’s good to have goals and all, but it’s a shame he has these alcohol fueled moments  I mean it makes for funny videos thought, right?

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