Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak got married yesterday (11/11/11) to NFL boyfriend Kroy Biermann and while I wish them all the happiness in the world, I'm sorry but her dress is FUGLY. And it's expensive; to the tune of $58,000! Say WHAT? Fugly can be accomplished or a lot less money.

The fabric thrown around the middle looks like a very bad afterthought. The dress probably would have been just fine without it. The Baracci dress weighs 32 pounds and is covered in: Swarovski crystals, pearls, beads and embroidered lace, while the fabric was 100 percent Duchess Satin. The dress is a second-hand gown that Kim purchased from PreOwnedWeddingDresses.com.

My eyes are bleeding.

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Kim Zolciak Baby Shower

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak just threw herself a baby shower.  My first thought, why didn’t a friend or family member do that?  But, whatever the reason, Kim had herself a lavish party.

Kim Zolciak Baby Bump Shoot (FAIL)

“I put so much time into making it perfect,” Kim said while giving Life & Style an exclusive look inside her dream day. “I’m really happy.”

Kim who is now seven months along wore a gown by Rafael Cennamo.  She and her baby daddy, Kroy Biermann invited 110 of their closest family and friends to celebrate.

“I really wanted the baby shower to be special for Kroy,” says Kim, “this being his first baby — and a boy.”

She might already be a parent… of two girls, but she feels a bit unprepared for this baby boy,

“I just don’t know what to do with a boy — I’m all girls!” she tells Life & Style. “But I hear the bond of a mother and son is like no other.”

Well, thankfully Kroy is in the picture, so he can help out in the boy department.  I am sure she’ll be fine.

If there is one thing we know about Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak, it’s that she loves attention.  She’s willing to do just about anything to get it and well, if it means stripping down for a less than attractive photo shoot of her baby bump, she’s in.

Kim gave an exclusive shoot to Life & Style and as you can see, it’s so not hot.  I love a good bump shoot.  I think pregnant women are beautiful.  But Kim lacks class in every sense of the word.  She looks so much older than she is… I thought that long before she got knocked up, but she always chooses the trashiest wardrobe.  What the hell is she wearing in this photo?  Is that supposed to be a bikini or tacky lingerie?  Either way, it’s a total flop.

RHOA Kim Zolciak Is Pregnant With Kroy Biermann’s Baby

I really wish this girl would get a makeover.  She needs one desperately.  The wig, the skank-wear.  Enough already.  Anyhow, she blabbed to L&S about her future with Kroy and the possibility of another baby (lord help us!):

“I’ll be 33 when I have this baby, and I’m more in touch with my body now.  I’m definitely eating a lot more now than I did with my girls.  Kroy loves me pregnant. I don’t remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I’m so beautiful.”

In case you were wondering, they are finally moving in together,

“We’ll be moved in before the baby is born,” she says. So could a ring be far off? “Kroy’s perfect for me, but we’re not engaged.  If we get married, Kroy would like to have one more child, and I want one too!”

I don’t know that the world can handle another Kim pregnancy.  Yikes.