It is being widely reported that Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas and American Idol honey Pia Toscano have split. Did you know these two were still a couple (if they really were in the first place)?

Apparently their hectic schedules are to blame for the split. The two had been allegedly seeing each other for four months, which in Hollywood Years is 2 years.

Hmmm. Let's do the math: Monday is the start of Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Mark Ballas is paired up with Kristin Cavallari. Have you seen photos of them? Not that I'm implying anything untoward is going on, just that I can totally see chemistry between these two. Back to the math: and now we have word that Mark and Pia have split. How convenient. 

Let the rumors begin: Dancing With The Stars' Season 13 airs on Monday, September 19 at 8/7c. Will you be watching?

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Hail to the blonde hottie of Dancing With The Stars’ Derek Hough! It is SO good to have him back this season. Can’t wait to see his moves and silly antics. He’s paired up with Ricki Lake who is also pictured at rehearsals.

However according to oddsmakers it is Elisabetta Canalis who is favored to win Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars  which is interesting given no one has seen her dance! Do you see the abs and ass on that girl? Her body really is perfection. Bitch. Does she speak any English?  She’s paired up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s brother Val. It will be interesting to see if there is any chemistry there.

Lacey Schwimmer is rocking some very serious, very sexy curves at rehearsals. She’s paired up with Chaz Bono who has handled the backlash with grace and class. I hope he does great and if truth be told I’m really hoping to see his mom Cher in the audience.

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars premieres on Monday, September 19 at 8/7c.

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The pairings have been announced so let the rehearsals begin for the season 13 of Dancing With The Stars.  We have the latest pictures of the professionals and celebrities making their way to and from dance rehearsals.

I’m not loving the way Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari are all chemistry-like. Hands off my man biotch. Whether or not this season is exciting, we will at least get to see Mark shake his money-maker and that will make it all worthwhile.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy is seen outside the studio with his partner Hope Solo and also a top on (sorry ladies). Judging by the smiles I would say they are pretty happy to be working together.

Chaz Bono can also be seen at rehearsals. I’m really shocked and very saddened by the hatred that has come out by him being on the show. It shows just how narrow-minded people can be.  I read somewhere this week that he would like a penis and I thought he got one in his surgeries. So what makes him a man if not for a penis? Facial hair? If that’s the case I have a few female relatives whose gender may be questionable.

George Clooney’s ex Elizabetta Canalis shows us what she is most famous for (besides boning George) and that’s her ass. Girl has a rocking body, but you know something occurred to me about their breakup. In order for Dancing With The Stars to secure the ‘talent’ they have to approach many celebrities and do so well in advance of a given season. The timing of her break up with George Clooney seems like it could have coincided (or not) with her decision to do Dancing With The Stars.

Although George likes himself some sexy-hot cooter, he also doesn’t want a lime light seeking attention whore. What do you think?

Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars starts on Monday, September 19, 2011. Will you be watching?

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Dancing With The Stars pro, Mark Ballas has been served with a summons to appear in L.A. County Small Claims Court.  Whaaaa?  How can this be!?  He’s far too cute for that crap!

DWTS’ Mark Ballas’ Birthday Celebration at Liquid Pool Lounge (Topless) – PHOTOS

Well, Ace PR says that he never paid the $2,637.75 he owed them after he fired them in September of 2010.   In his contract, Mark was supposed to pay them a 30 day severance pay when he cut them loose and he never did according to the papers.

Mark’s reason for not paying?  They sucked so bad, they didn’t deserve it!

I can’t wait to see this one play out in court on July 8.

Hopefully the judge is a DWTS fan!

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Dancing With The Stars’ Mark Ballas celebrates his birthday  topless (thank you jesus) at Liquid Pool Lounge inside Aria in City Center Las Vegas yesterday. Mark turned 25 on May 24th.

Karen Koeningsberg celebrated with Mark. I’m not sure who she is…is this his girlfriend? I can’t keep up. I thought he was with Pia Toscano?

Is This DWTS’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s LAST Season?

I feel bad for Mark because he and Chelsea Kane TOTALLY deserved to win the mirrored disco trophy this season on Dancing With The Stars. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Kirstie Alley and I like Hines Ward a lot (and felt Kym Johnson deserved a mirror ball trophy) but of the three Chelsea was by far the best dancer. By far. It reminds me of the time when Mark was paired up with Sabrina Bryan and she got voted off WAY too early.

Topless Mark after the break.

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It’s Week 5 of Dancing With The Stars and the weeding out of the weak will continue. So far I think this season it’s been bang on in terms of who has been eliminated. How did you like tonight’s show?

Did any performance stand out as good or not-so-good for you? Who do you think will be eliminated?

Here is a recap of the performances as well as scores in order of performance:

Ralph Macchio & Karina Smirnoff – The Samba – At the beginning Ralph seemed very unsure of the steps yet he seemed to get the complicated steps, but he’s still a bit stiff. I hope he stays.  He’s clearly a fan favourite based on how the audience reacted to Len’s comments.  8/7/7 – 22/30

Chris Jericho & Cheryl Burke –  Viennese Waltz -  DAMN. He looked so handsome in his uniform.  I thought their waltz was so beautiful and the music really lent itself to their dance. Beautifully done.  Cheryl was showing off her Rocky Mountains according to Len! That was funny.   9/8/9 – 26/30

Petra Nemcova and Dimitry Chaplin –  Quick Step – Petra is so beautiful, graceful and elegant. I don’t know that this was her strongest dance  but she is a pleasure to watch.  7/7/8 – 22/30

Romeo & Chelsie Hightower – Foxtrot – Romeo looks so handsome  in a top hat and tails. Their dance was so beautiful. They were a little off in their synchronization at the end but still superb.  9/8/9 – 26/30

Hines Ward and Kym Johnson – Rumba – Something about a uniform is very hot. I think Kym was amazing as always but I wasn’t overly thrilled with Hines’ performance. The judges loved him but what do I know?  9/9/9 – 27/30

Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Foxtrot – It was nice that Maksim was topless. I don’t think Kirstie’s solo at the beginning was very strong but I know I could never do it so my hat’s off to her. I think Bruno hitting on Maksim was awesome.  8/7/8 – 23/30

Kendra Wilkinson & Louis Van Amstel –  Foxtrot – I’m so glad she came to realize that Carrie Ann was not putting her down with the ‘are you afraid of elegance’ comment. Personally I think life at the Playboy Mansion has ruined her self-esteem. She needs to forgive herself for boinking the old dude. I still think she was quite stiff. Don’t get me wrong I want to see her come back,  I love me some Kendra. 8/7/7 – 22/30

Chelsea Kane and Mark Ballas – Samba – I liked the energy of this dance. Especially Mark’s. He’s such a dirty boy. I think Chelsea was great as well. Len was even happy with this one!  I think it was his most enthusiastic remarks of the night.  9/8/9 – 26/30