Well, they had to do something…

In all fairness, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences always puts out a teaser trailer to generate interest in the show. This year’s trailer just feels a little desperate, given all of the drama surrounding first the choice of Brett Ratner as one of the producers of the show, then Ratner’s choice of Eddie Murphy as host (an idea I was actually starting to warm to) then Ratner’s ouster for an (inevitable) ridiculous comment and Murphy then following him out the door.

Actually, I like the idea of Billy Crystal coming back for his ninth outing as host of the Academy Awards.  I also think that all things considered, this trailer is funny. But I have to wonder if it’s going to appeal to anyone not already looking forward to Crystal’s return.

While some are calling this thing hilarious and even “side-splitting”, both of which I think go too far, it is amusing. Produced in conjunction with Will Ferrell’s “Funny or Die” team, the trailer features Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel on the trail of someone known only as “The Host”. Charged with tracking  him down by William Fichtner, who is a pretty good ringer for telecast producer Brian Grazer, the duo encounter in their quest a bartender played by Vinnie Jones, Robin Williams’ Mongolian ferryman and references films like Indiana Jones and Kiss Me Deadly (the glowing briefcase-no Pulp Fiction did not do it first.)

I’d be watching on February 26 even if Uggie the dog (from The Artist) was hosting, as I’ve said, it’s my High Holy Day, but I am looking forward to Crystal’s opening song. 

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Megan Fox at 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards

Megan Fox is reportedly in the process of having her tattoo of Marilyn Monroe removed from her right forearm.  She hasn’t come out and announced that or anything.  That would totally not be her style.  But she’s been spotted with a noticeably faded tattoo and so the assumption is that she’s getting is lasered off.

Megan Fox is SUPER Foxy For Armani Code (Photos)

When she got the tattoo she said,

“I really admire Marilyn Monroe, but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning,” she said in 2009. “It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down.”

So I wonder what made her change her mind?  It’s not like she’s had it that long.  Kind of odd if you ask me.

What do you think?  Is she hotter with or without the ink?

Photo: WENN

Lately Megan Fox has been getting a lot of heat for being so skinny. All the haters seem to think she starves herself when she might actually just be a skinny girl.

Even her trainer has come to her defense pointing out that she struggles to gain weight. It’s not a disorder folks. She’s just hot and a lot of us are just jealous.  I don’t hate her for it.  I just want her husband, Brian Austin Green.  YUMMO.

Megan Fox: Really, Really??

Anyhow, Megan’s latest ad campaign with Armani Code is hot.  She’s done the jeans, the lingerie, and well, this one is one of the hottest.  Girl is smokin’!

It is clear why Brian chose her.

Enjoy the hot snaps:

Photos: Armani/DailyMail

So it looks like Megan Fox is comparing herself to another big name star: Steve Buscemi.  I know, it’s like huh?   Wha?  She doesn’t think that she currently looks like him, but apparently that’s how she sees her toddlers pictures.

Megan Fox Premieres ‘Passion Play’ @ 2010 TIFF

She posted a couple on her Facebook page yesterday with the caption,

“I look like Steve Buscemi.”

So who is Fox compared to in the present?  None other than Angelina Jolie.  But Megan is quite bashful about that compliment.  She told EW in ’09,

“She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence.  I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was inTransformers that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her. I’d be embarrassed.”

I think that it’s fair to compare her to Angie.  Not Steve.  Get real Megan.  You are hot.  You know it.  Nuff said.

Photos: Facebook

OMG.  When I first read this, I nearly soiled my pants.  I have been in love with Brian Austin Green most of my life.  Growing up with him, on 90210 of course, I just fell head over heels.  Well, anyhow, enough of the stalker stuff.  Brian Austin Green was on Jimmy Kimmel and they joked about his eight year old son, Kaissus being at the bachelor party,

“He got wasted. He got really wasted.  But he made it through. He sobered up in time.”

His son was his best man his wedding to Megan Fox in Hawaii.  It was an intimate, thought out wedding that the three of them got to share.

Megan Fox Premieres ‘Passion Play’ @ 2010 TIFF

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Married

Does that fact that Brian married Megan make me want to hate her?  Yes.  She’s a total babe and she got a total babe.  He’s such man candy, I just love him. Ooops, there I go again, drooling on my keyboard.

Photo: VCI/I.Kavanaugh / WENN

Javier Bardem has touched down in Toronto!! Woo Hoo.  The city just got a little more exciting.  He’s looking quite comfortable in his travel clothes and a little unruly with his facial hair, but that’s not a complaint.  He could serve me a breakfast of vinegar and potatoes and I would tell him he was Wolfgang Puck.

Newlyweds Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green also arrived with Brian’s son Kassius.

Edward Norton was spotted in the back of a vehicle.

Mickey Rourke with briefcase in hand strolls through the streets of Toronto.  He’s looking pretty good.  I think the swelling in his face from the cosmetic surgeries has gone down, or he has had something removed.  And by ‘something’ I think I mean cheek implants.

*sigh* Jon Hamm laughs it up with Zach Galifianakis.  I did not know Jon Hamm was going to be here. I think that’s quite fortunate for him and his man parts.

Emma Roberts is also seen signing autographs and talking on her cell phone.

Pictures after the break

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