Earlier this week Michael Lohan was arrested for alleged domestic violence against girlfriend Kate Major. Well I guess he wanted to surpass daughter Lindsay in the number of mugshots accumulated department and has gone and got himself arrested again.

He was arrested for trying to contact Kate Major and when he tried to escape he jumped from a third floor balcony into a tree. What a knob. 

Police went to Kate's apartment where she said Michael kept calling her (part of his release conditions of the arrest earlier this week was to have no contact with Kate). While the police were there Michael called. The police felt he was a threat and arrested the tree hugger.

I have lit some candles and am praying to whomever is listening that someone, some how got a photo of Michael hanging in a tree. That would totally make my day.

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What an upstanding human being. Michael Lohan was arrested last night for domestic violence, false imprisonment and preventing the reporting of victimization.

TMZ is reporting that his girlfriend called police around 9:30-10:00 p.m. saying they got into an argument and it got physical. Apparently she has the physical markings on her body to back this claim up.

Michael was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre claiming he had chest pains but will be arrested upon his release.

I have zero respect for any man hitting a woman. It’s one of the lowest forms of life (that and abusing animals, children, elderly people and those with disabilities). But being the cowardly douchebag that he is, he ‘allegedly’ tried to prevent her from reporting it. If you aren’t on Twitter, or haven’t seen him on Twitter, here’s his bio:

A whole new beginning, living the life I loved and God wants. Filled with people of a similar heart

Interesting huh? Talk is cheap. Actions speak much louder than words. This guy is such a talker.

I sincerely hope she finds the strength to stay away from him. No woman deserves that.

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Lindsay Lohan issued a statement to Radar Online and, in essence, she wants her dad to shut his pie-hole:

“I am sorry that my father has continually chosen to speak publicly about our relationship, my mother, my siblings, and my professional team. ”I am working through my recovery day-by-day and find his public media bouts unnecessary and damaging.”

Methinks it could get worse because Michael is going to be on this season’s Celebrity Rehab so who knows what drama he will be cooking up?

Both he and Dina Lohan need to shut their pie-hole and stop talking about their kids. Who’s kidding who, stop talking about Lindsay.

What do you think? Part of the territory (being in show-business) or they should shut their pie-hole?

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It’s about time for another round of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and this time he’s going to have quite the “crew” to deal with.

Dwight “Doc” Gooden – Former NY Mets pitcher
Tareq and Michaele Salahi – Real Housewives of D.C.
Bai Ling – Actress
Michael Lohan – Lindsay’s dad
Jeremy Jackson – Hobie from “Baywatch”

Lilo is super pissed that her “father” is going on the show.  She’s afriad that he’s going to embarrass the family.  Huh?  I didn’t think that would be a concern.  Aside from everything else, he is always an embarrassment each time he steps in front of the paparazzi.

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Between Michael and the Salahi’s, Dr. Drew might just want to retire when this season wraps.  OMG.

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Michael Lohan’s ex -fiancee Kate Major is pretty fed up with his crazy ways, so she filed a criminal complaint against him, saying that he’s been harassing her constantly.  Michael has allegedly been calling her non-stop and threatening her.

During their last breakup a few weeks ago, Kate and Michael got into a really messy fight when she was packing her things to leave their NYC apartment.  He tried to stop her and all hell broke loose.

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Kate went to Florida to stay with her family and that’s when Michael really started in on the crazy phone calls. Kate tried to have his number blocked from her phone and then Michael allegedly threatened to do “something bad.”

Kate filed the criminal complaint on Friday in Florida and she’s planning to file for a restraining order on tomorrow.

Michael told TMZ,

“She has done this many times before, and the allegations always prove to be false.”

Who do you think is telling the truth?

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Lindsay Lohan’s daddy, Michael Lohan made a little trip to the hospital yesterday afternoon, according to TMZ.   Michael was at a doctor’s office in Newport Beach, CA to get a consultation for a nose job.

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Suddenly he started complaining of chest pains, so the nurse took his blood pressure, freaked by how high it was (200/110) and called 911.  Good idea.  They took him to Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach to undergo tests and remain under observation.

Stay tuned for more details as we get more word on his condition.

UPDATE: Michael needs emergency surgery on a blocked artery.  Scary!

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