Miley Cyrus has plenty of reasons to drown her sorrows in a bottle of booze.  Her parents are getting a divorce thanks to her mom allegedly sleeping with Bret Michaels and she and her boy toy, Liam Hemsworth just broke up.  Then there is always the constant scrutiny she has to deal with for “growing up.”  What’s an almost 18-year-old to do?  Get drunk out of the country.  That’s what.

Miley Cyrus’ Mom and Dad File For Divorce

Miley was seen out at a club in Madrid, Spain drinking Coronas.  TMZ looked into it, only to find out from the authorities over there that underage drinking is a-okay.  The legal age there is 18, but even 16-year-olds are allowed to booze it up.  It looks like beers are in the clear for the teens in Madrd.   So Miley was not breaking the law.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Split Again

You know that all the parents out there who think their kids aren’t doing the same, in America no less are still going to be all bent out of shape, thinking that Miley is setting such a bad example.  Guess, what?  Your kids are doing too.  Go check!

You can see the beer drinkin’ pics over at TMZ.

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Things aren’t the greatest for Miley Cyrus.  Her parents announce their divorce and five seconds later, she’s breaking up with her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth.

Miley Cyrus’ Mom and Dad File For Divorce

This is the second breakup these two have been through.  I say it’s not meant to be so let go this time.  Reports are of course saying that they are still friends.  How often do breakups reveal that truth?  Of course they want to look like they are still friends!

“There was no drama. The relationship just ran its course. They were good friends first and remain friends.  Their on- and off-again relationship is currently off,” says the source. “But you never know with Miley and Liam. They could be back on at some point.”

Miley Cyrus Sexy ‘Who Owns My Heart’ VIDEO Sparks Big Controversy

Miley is going to be very focused on her own career and getting through an ugly divorce with her parents.  That has to be the worst for her.  She’s got a great relationship with both Tish and Billy Ray.  Stuck in the middle is the worst place to be.

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I know nothing about Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish except that every time I see photos of them out with their family it seems like there is a new member I had not seen before. Despite not knowing anything about them I’m shocked they have filed for divorce.  The couple have released a statement:

As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,”  ”We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

The couple have been married 17 years and have 5 children together.  I’m pretty sure the number of children is much higher than 5 and they just keep bringing them out non-chalant like hoping we don’t notice.  I’m on to them. I wonder what Miley thinks of her parents splitting up?

Miley Cyrus Sexy ‘Who Owns My Heart’ VIDEO Sparks Big Cont…

Are you surprised by this? What is going on in Hollywood? It seems everyone is splitting up but especially those that have been together long-term.

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Miley Cyrus is getting another round of shock and horror responses for her “behavior” and I am still rolling my eyes over it.  The crowd who still believes that Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana is throwing a huge hissy fit over her latest music video, ‘Who Owns My Heart.’

Noah Cyrus Auditions For ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’

I will concede that this is Miley’s hottest, most provocative performance to date..but, that’s the point.  Miley doesn’t want to be in the Hannah Montana category anymore.  Those days are behind her and she’s out to turn on the adult world, and it’s working.

This video is so sexually charged, you can’t talk your way out of it.  Miley works the camera in her undies and bumps and grinds in a barely there outfit that you would never see her wear in real life.  But there’s my point.  Music videos are like short movies.  They are acting.  This isn’t Miley Cyrus.  This is a character coming out of the lyrics in her song.

Miley Cyrus Is At JFK & Justin Bieber Wants to Co-Star With Her

Watch Miley’s official music video for ‘Who Owns My Heart‘ below and then share you thoughts: (more…)

Miley Cyrus‘ little sister, Noah Cyrus has been following along in Miley’s shadow for a long time.  Revving up the crowd before her concerts, making lip syncing videos on YouTube, dressing up like her big sis…. Now Noah is making her own shadow.

Mamma Tish Cyrus took Noah to an audition for ‘Wizards of Waverly Place‘ at Hollywood studios yesterday and Noah even raided Miley’s closet for the big audition.

Miley Cyrus Is At JFK & Justin Bieber Wants to Co-Star With Her

Everyone seems to think that Miley was just given Hannah Montana when she landed that first gig.  The truth is, she had to audition like crazy.  Her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus had nothing to do with it.  Miley worked hard for it.  That being said, I think that Noah will get the part no matter what.  Miley is bigger than Billy Ray ever was and that kind of connection has to be good for something, right?

So now that Miley Can’t Be Tamed, all of her young fans can transition down to Noah Cyrus and parents can’t stop pitching fits when Miley performs in her undies…..

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Miley Cyrus rocks some cowboy boots as she shops on Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles

Kat Von D doesn’t seem to like the pappers in her face as she and friends leave Katsuya in Hollywood

Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Sean Combs (Diddy, Puff Daddy, P-Diddy…it’s really hard to keep up with what he’s calling himself these days) and Ne-Yo all dined at C Restaurant in London.

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Miley Cyrus doesn’t seem to be too choked up about her alleged split with Liam Hemsworth as she makes her way through JFK Airport with her mom.  The two have been in Detroit wear Miley was filming LOL:  Laughing Out Loud.

Now that Liam is out of the picture I wonder if she will get back to Twitter.  If you remember she was big into Twitter until Liam came on the scene and he poo poo’d the idea.  I guess at the time they were sharing a brain because she had to do the same as him.  I wonder who gets custody of the brain?

Justin Bieber wants Miley to co-star with him for a remake of Grease:

It would be a lot of fun. It’s been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny “I would go for Miley Cyrus without hesitation. She can sing, dance and act.”

“I’d want some great people to star in it. Wouldn’t Susan Boyle make an amazing Principal McGee? We’d just need to write it into the script that she broke into song. I am obsessed with Susan. I would love to include Cheryl Cole as well.”

Justin really does like the older ladies, oui? First Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.  He’s got pretty good taste I guess.

Would you like to see Miley and Justin do a remake of Grease? Excuse me while I wipe the vomit off of my laptop.

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Two things strike me about this video.  First, I never realized how much older than Miley Cyrus Justin Gaston was. Secondly I never realized just how freaking hot this dude is.

This kind of answers the question lots of people must have:  Is Justin Gaston over Miley Cyrus? You can take this video as either really creepy or hysterical and almost mocking.  Personally I don’t find it creepy at all.  Doesn’t everyone have shrines of their exes?

What do you think