Paris Hilton's life has always been about being famous for no apparent reason (unless you include a very boring sex tape) so why bother with a Plan B when that ends (because it always does unless you have talent) and the phony people that are only with you because of what they can do for you are gone?

A reporter in Australia learned that Paris not only doesn't want to think about it (*gasp* imagine???) she is not about to talk about it. Or Kim Kardashian (who stole her thunder), the sex tape, or prison. What is left? It all started with an innocent enough question:

"What about when you're not famous anymore?" She appeared happy enough to answer, saying "I wanna have a family, I wanna have children and have a normal life and just be with my kids."

Sure she does.  That's why at 31 she is still clubbing like a 21 year old. Is anyone else as horrified as I am at the thought of her having kids? Anywho, apparently the socialite was so pissed and offended by the question that she threatened to NEVER speak to Australia's channel 7 again (count your blessings kittens) if they aired that part of the interview. Guess what? It aired and the reporter signed off with:

"evidently, when you're famous for simply being famous, the thought that one day you may not be famous is simply too much to bear."

Oh BURN. 

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Paris Hilton has just released a 'song' called drunk text in which she talks all the way through it while some club-type beat plays in the background. I'm embarrassed for her because I don't think she has enough sense to be embarrassed for herself.  This girl is 31 and she talks and acts like she's 21.

There is a part in the video where she uses the F word so be forewarned if you are at work or around kidlets. When I see this I wonder why I've never cut an album and did she finance this herself? Who in their right mind would back this up? If you are bored out of your mind and want to know what she's saying in this song, head on over to E! who have deciphered it for us.

Seriously this is really bad and sad. I would tell her to stick to homemade porn videos but I saw hers and it's just as boring as this.

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Paris Hilton was interviewed by ABC’s Dan Harris when he asked her if he thought she is a dried-up hobag was washed up (okay not his exact words). That’s when she decided to exit stage left after she looked at her publicist with the evil eye (are you looking at me?) and the publicist dragged her off the set.

Dan even had the gall to ask if people like Kim Kardashian who were coming in and stealing bitch’s thunder bothered her. Personally that was my favourite question. He asked her about her nauseating baby voice to which she said that was from her first reality show and it just stuck. Take not at the end of this video when that stupid voice comes back.

Paris Hilton’s reality show is pretty much tanking so the word on the street is she’s a has-been and while I can’t stand her baby-voice and her phony behaviour, she gets kudos for having a billion dollar empire. And that’s just on her perfume sales ALONE! She has 13 scents that smell like variations of yeast..

After the moment of awkwardness (poor Dan Harris looked like he dropped his head in shame for asking her the question) Paris came back to show him her backyard that contains a replica house of her own for her 5 million pets. It comes complete with heat, air conditioning and a chandelier for the cats to swing on. I wonder who has the unfortunate job of scooping all the excrement left behind?

Hollywood is fickle dahlings and Paris knows the score but clearly doesn’t like the score. Her publicist prompted her with the ‘it’s all about reinventing oneself’. It just seems that her days of reality TV are over, at least in the sense of the camera following her around.

Being the fame whore she is, you know she isn’t going anywhere soon. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Paris Hilton was at The American Red Cross: Santa Monica Chapter’s Annual Red Tie Affair at The Fairmont Miramar Hotel & Bungalows in Santa Monica last night to support the cause.  I actually love her look… the dress is really bold and her hair is so sophisticated.  The super deep, plunging neckline kind of takes away from the demure part of it.  But it would have been much more so if she had a rack in there.

Paris Hilton and Cy Waits Wedding?

Overall, Paris nailed it.  What do you think?

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Paris Hilton was at the Oxygen Upfront Presentation at Gotham Hall in New York on Monday night when she gushed about her boyfriend, Cy Waits to In Touch,

“I can see myself marrying him. We are so happy!  He’s different. He doesn’t care about the spotlight,” she added. “He loves me for me.”

Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton Are Doing It

Paris isn’t the only Hilton who’s thinking marriage,

“There have been a few guys Paris has dated that I have openly told her were wrong for her. But Cy is amazing,” Paris’ mom Kathy said.

And get this, Cy and Paris were recently caught ring-shopping at jewelry store Jacob & Co. in New York City.  I can definitely hear wedding bells.

Do you think this is the real deal?

Photo: AP

Music that is.  Who would have thought these two would ever do anything together?  I guess this is one way to shut down the rumors about her hating black guys!

Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne are going to lay down a track or two together!  Whoaaa! Is right!

Paris interviewed Wayne for the April issue of Interview and that’s when this all began.  He asked her,

“I was gonna ask you, how are you gonna release an album and don’t get me on it?”

Paris promptly replied,

“Well, if you would be on the album, then I would be honored.  That would be the sickest thing. We should get each other’s phone numbers so we can call each other after the interview or text or something.”

Wayne was like,

“Cool. Sounds good.”

Then they exchanged numbers and the rest will soon be history.

So what do you think?  I can actually totally see it and I am somehow looking forward to this.  Ha!

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And all is well with the world, right?  If only it were that easy.  Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton used to be BFFs.  But then they grew apart, Kim rose to a new level of fame while Paris was slipping away and dealing with her own, personal troubles.

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Well, the socialite pals have mended the fences and I think we can expect to see more of them together, publicly again.

Paris and Kim made up at Jimmy Iovine’s Grammys after party in L.A., where

“Paris came up to her and apologized, and said she didn’t want to fight,” the source explains.  ”Paris said she was happy for Kim’s success despite what reports have said — Kim was sweet and accepted her apology.”

Kim learned the socialite ropes from Paris back in the day.  Now they are older and wiser and the age of 30 and it seems like they are going to have a pretty good chance of being besties again.

Yay for good friends!  Haha……

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Not a whole lot to say here.  Paris Hilton can always be relied upon to give a bit of “sizzle” on her Christmas cards and this year was no exception.  She’s a happy girl this year with a lot to smile about despite the troubles she’s faced in 2010, she’s got a positive outlook.  Between her man, Cy Waits and her newly launched motorcycle team, she’s all good.  Oh, and the buckets of money she keeps in one of her 50 closets.

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Merry Christmas to you too Paris.  Good luck with those biker boys!

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