Sarah Ferguson Snubbed At Royal Wedding Because She Got Her Toes Sucked
Sarah Ferguson wasn’t invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Royal Wedding because she got her toes sucked at one point in her life. Big deal. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Apparently this embarrassed Queen Elizabeth to no end. I bet Queen Elizabeth has a Dominatrix outfit neatly (of course neatly, she’s Royalty) tucked away in her closet along with a stash of porn tapes. According to Popeater:
As longtime British royal family watcher Mark Saunders told CNN: “Fergie has long been considered an embarrassment to the royal family, ever since she was photographed having her toes sucked by her financial adviser at a villa in Saint-Tropez.”
Queen Elizabeth’s son, Prince Charles (father of Prince William) carried on a decades-long affair with his now-wife Camille Parker Bowles while married to Princess Diana. How is that not an embarrassment?
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What about Prince Harry’s public antics with his alleged racist remarks (actually I think a tape exists so maybe it’s not so alleged..the video is no longer on YouTube but his public apology is)?
And we won’t even get started on the rumours about Queen Elizabeth’s own husband.
Sarah’s children Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie as well as Sarah’s ex-husband Prince Andrew are all invited. Personally I think that is very tacky on the part of the Royal Family. Sarah is the mother to the girls and was a very close friend and confidante of Princess Diana and out of respect for her (at least) she should be invited.
While the tapes that came out last year of her trying to get $700,000 to promise access to her ex-husband were probably the worst of what she’s done, she was in financial dire straights and was desperate. Not making excuses for her. It was really stupid on her part, but I’m sure of all 1900 people invited to the Royal Wedding, there are a few in that crowd who have probably done worse.
Prince Williams needs to gather up his royal jewels and take a stand in this.
Kanye West is getting an invitation to the Royal Wedding for gawd’s sake!
What do you think about Sarah not being invited to the Royal Wedding?
