Renee Zellwegger continues to flaunt her flawless, tight gorgeous body in my face reminding me, once again, what my man, Bradley Cooper is enjoying.

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not the jealous type.  There’s always prettier, richer, thinner, you know?  I don’t have a problem if someone has something I don’t have.  It’s a big world and there is enough for all of us.  It isn’t for me to judge why someone has something and I or the next person doesn’t have.

However this theory doesn’t apply to Bradley Cooper.  Not at all.  And right now, I’m not in my happy place.  And if I’m not happy, no one else is happy, k?  Omg, for a minute there I felt like Tyra Banks. A dwarfed version, mind you, but I felt it.

These pics are from last night’s premiere of ‘The September Issue’ in New York, and gee, guess who lives in New York?  I’ve also included Sienna Miller. See, her I don’t have a problem with.  I’m not interested in that douche Balthazaar. 

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Renee Zellwegger, Bethenny Frankel, Rachel Roy, Logan Lerman, and Jackson Hurst are in New York at the premiere of ‘My One and Only’. Sex and the City’s Chris Noth, as well as Kevin Bacon are also in the movie, but sadly no Mr. Big at the premiere.

A source tells People about the Renee Zellwegger and Bradley Cooper ‘romance’:

“They get along really well and just kinda click,”  “Bradley likes the speed of everything. He likes that Reneé is low-key.”

I live in my basement with just my computer.  How much more low key can one get?  Bradley, the key is under the front mat lovah.  Let yourself in. 

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Renee Zellweger talks about fame in the March, 2009 issue of UK Marie Claire Magazine:

“Fame is a job which comes along with the job I love so much.

No one is born with the faculties to deal with being a public figure.  But I’ve learned that fame only exists from the outside.

I walk the dog, feed the cat, and there’s no fame.

I take my shower, drive my car, go to work, and there is no fame.

I just go from one thing to the next without thinking about things that are projected on to me.”