Lauren Conrad’s new show may have been dropped by MTV before it ever even got it’s first episode on the air, but that isn’t stopping the former Hills star for a second,

“The amount of offers I’ve gotten has been very flattering,” Conrad told Us while celebrating her birthday at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas Saturday. “We all worked really hard on it and I’m really proud of it. It turned out fantastic, so stay tuned.”

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So we can expect word on which network Lauren is going with in the very near future.  Meanwhile, she’s still working really hard on her Paper Crown clothing line that I am more than excited about!

“We just got our look book and we’re going to Coterie in about a week, so we’re very excited about that,” she said. “Things are going really great. I’m running it with my best friends. It’s a really fun project.”

How cool is that?  Who wouldn’t love their “job” if it was something that fun, that you totally loved.  I am so anxious to see the line as well as her show.  Hurry up already!

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Former The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari is a very happy girl these days.  Why?  Cupid has landed in her life and given her the best relationship she’s had in years.  In case you’re out of the loop.  Her boy toy is none other than Jay Cutler, quarterback of the Chicago Bears who will be playing in the NFC championship game on Sunday.

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She just celebrated her 24th birthday in Las Vegas….. without her man.  Why?  Because he has a job to do…. and that is in Chicago! But that didnt’ stop Kristin from gushing,

“Things are really good.  I’m just enjoying my personal life and taking a little time away from the public eye, which is why Chicago is great for me. My mom and that whole side of the family is there. And Jay is there. It’s nice to be able to hang out with my mom, and, you know, I’m in love and it’s been great.”

I never would have put these two together in a million years, but I think they make a cute couple and hopefully they will keep up the sugary love for a long time… and with an NFC victory to boot!

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Former Hills star, Kristin Cavallari is a total knockout.  That’s not news.  But, she’s given us a special treat by sharing with us her beauty tips for getting her sexy look… all on your own.

Lo Bosworth Splits From Scott Hochstadt

Carlene K and Kristin shot this, just for you:

Those fake lashes… I am going to have to try them!  Yes…. I see disaster in my future… like eyes glued shut……

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The Hills star, Lo Bosworth has quit her relationship with Scott Hochstadt.  And I am actually quite surprised.  Lo seemed to really be into him on the show, like he was “the one” and that whole moving in together thing seemed legit.  I. Was. Wrong.  Sorry!

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“It happened Tuesday morning, although they’ve been talking about it for over a month now,” a friend of the couple tells Life & Style. “They’re in different places in their lives, and they just hit a crossroads in their relationship.” In addition, Scott might have had ulterior motives for dating the reality star. “I’m not sure if Scott was in the right relationship for the right reasons,” a friend of Lo’s tells Life & Style. “It didn’t hurt that Lo was famous and had famous friends. I don’t know if Scott loved Lo so much as he loved the fame. Things had been bad for a while now.”

Audrina Partridge & Lo Bosworth Film ‘The Hills’

Okay, so was Scott just a wannabe fame whore?  If so, it sooo didn’t work out for him.  Because by the end of the day, I won’t recognize his name, but Lo will still be fabulous and don’t forget her book is coming out next month, The Lo Down.

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This is the most reality that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have ever experienced. The fame obsessed couple have lost a lot.  Is it their fault?  Absolutely.  And they are even admitting it.  So how did they manage to blow $10 million anyhow?  Here’s the breakdown:

- $35,000 per month Malibu rental

-$3 million on Heidi’s music career

-Heidi surgeries and post op care

-6 cars

-Spencer’s healing crystals

-private jets

They currently owe $2 million in taxes.  Ouch.  That hurts.  So will the IRS be coming after them soon?  Who knows.  I imagine so.  But I am sure that they will get some huge extension and avoid any true punishment.

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The “homeless” couple spoke with Life & Style,

“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part.  In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved.  We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.”

Unemployment checks?!  Um no.  How about a J.O.B. Spencer.

“We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years,” Spencer says. “The ratings were consistent. But we never saw Jersey Shore coming. Before, TV audiences were fine with seeing us all argue, but now they want you to punch one another in the face and hook up with three different people. Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy in comparison. No wonder we got canceled.”

Heidi Montag’s Mom, Darlene Egelhoff Working as a Maid

Now that is one way to look at it.  Kind of sad but true.  I’d rather watch The Hills any day.

“At our lowest point, I considered posing for nude pictures in Playboy.”

Her first spread wasn’t fully nude.  But Spencer’s parents talked her out of it, offering for them to live in their guest house.  Of course they took it.

“I feel like I’m 14 years old again,” Spencer says. “My parents are my lifeline.”

“Spencer’s parents go to the grocery store for us once a week,” Heidi says, “and that’s all we get.”

Yikes.  That’s a tad bit humbling.

“We don’t want sympathy,” Spencer said. “We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots. But we’ve grown up and are definitely not as naive anymore.”

I don’t think I’ve ever heard more mature words come out of Spencer’s mouth.  I hope that this “life lesson” is the beginning of a life change for these two.  It would be really nice not to have to cringe when I see their names in the headlines.

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Talk about abandoning your family.  Since Spencer Pratt slithered into Heidi Montag’s life, her relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff has been destroyed.  Heidi has written her mother out of her life completely.  Even now, when Darlene is in financial distress, Heidi is MIA.

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If you watched The Hills, you’ll remember that beautiful restaurant in Colorado that some scenes were filmed in, that was Darlene’s business.  Well, thanks to the horrific economy, she lost the restaurant as it went out of business.

Darlene spoke with Inside Edition,

“I’m cleaning houses.  That’s very humbling for me and I very much appreciate that experience because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything.”

A job is a job.  But still, you’d think that Heidi and Spencer would help out a bit in this situation.  But then, they haven’t spoken in nine months.

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If Darlene wasn’t such a loving mother, I’d suggest that she write a tell all book on her insane daughter and all of the crap she’s had to deal with.  That would rake in some serious cash!

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The Hills star turned The City star, Whitney Port had a couple of shocking confessions to make.  First off, she’s never eaten pasta!  Say wha?!  How can any person on this earth not ever eat pasta?  I think I’d go in to a deep depression without a dose of lasagna or fettucini alfredo now and again.

Secondly, Whitney confessed that she used to essentially starve herself, eating only 1,000 calories a day!  You want to see a crabby hag?  Give me only 1,000 calories a day and you’ll get yours!

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It’s no real mystery as to why Whitney was starving herself,

“Working in Hollywood, there’s just a constant pressure to look your best.  For all of us who are on TV, it’s natural to be like, “I have to stare at myself all the time, I want to look the best I can.”  ”It’s hard to have that balance of wanting to look good but stay healthy,’ she said. ‘It’s push/pull.  I’ve monitored what I’ve put in my mouth. Eating 1,000 calories a day is as bad as its ever gotten, which isn’t healthy”

Whitney is 5′ 10″ tall and still only weighs 112 pounds.  I think that’s too skinny.  Whit needs to eat a giant bowl of spaghetti, stat!

What do you think?  Is stickly sexy or sick?

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Are The Hills reality or scripted?  Who cares, I say.  And I say this because of the kick-ass fierce boots that Heidi Montag is wearing.    I can forgive the series for scripting it and saying it’s reality if in fact they do that, just because of those boots.  And she just did a Twitpic of some new Fall boots that I freakin love.   This is why Fall fashion is everything.

Heidi and Audrina Partridge talk outside of a restaurant while filming the show.  It looks like Heidi is taking a ticket from her vehicle when she returns, but I can’t be sure.

I’ve also included pictures of Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole leaving Urth Cafe in West Hollywood.  This Canadian girl loves her T-Shirt!

Pictures after the break

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