When I first learned of the line up for Dancing With The Stars season 11, I thought the dance troup from the local retirement home would have been more exciting, but as it gets closer to the season premiere (one more sleep y’all) I’m getting excited. I won’t ever fist pump, but I am letting out some squeals.

All of the celebrities and dance professionals look happy as they are seen outside of the dance rehearsal studio.  If you want some spoilers for tomorrow night’s dances, TMZ has the lowdown. Celebrities pictured:

• Audrina Patridge
• Bristol Palin
• Chelsie Hightower
• Cheryl Burke
• Corky Ballas
• David Hasselhoff
• Derek Hough
• Florence Henderson
• Jennifer Grey
• Kym Johnson
• Lacey Schwimmer
• Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Mark Ballas
• Michael Bolton
• Mike Sorrentino
• Tony Dovolani

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It looks like Mike ‘The Situation‘ Sorrentino has found time in his calendar to rehearse for Dancing With The Stars with his partner Karina Smirnoff.  That’s pretty awesome of him given how he is now bigger than Kim Kardashian.

If there is anyone that can break through the bronzer down to his core to emasculate him you know Karina is the one for the job. Oh sure she’s smiling now.  The cameras are rolling. She’ll be learning him his placement.

If there are fist pumps in their routine, I’m going to have a situation on my hands. Namely projectile vomit.

I was watching TMZ tonight and ABC is paying for The Situation to live in a swanky apartment building while he films the show.

Also seen leaving the dance studios were Audrina Patridge, and her partner Tony Dovolani.

Monday, September 20 at 8/7 c Season 11 of Dancing with the Stars premieres. Are you going to watch?

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This is what I’m talking about.  They cancel great shows like Ghost Whisperer, New Adventures of Old Christine, 24, Accidentally on Purpose, Romantically Challenged, Heroes, Flash Forward and a whole host of shows and Jersey Shore remains on TV. FTW?

What is happening to TV that all of these reality shows are staying and well-written drama and comedies get axed? Good for the cast of Jersey Shore though because I hear they make pretty good coin.

Vinny Guadagnino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, and Paul “DJ Pauly D” Del Vecchio, take in the sun at Miami Beach.  I’ve taken their names from the pictures themselves.  If any of them are wrong, don’t bother to correct me.  I won’t amend the post because I truly don’t care.  I may never even do another Jersey Shore post simply out of protest for the decline of television.

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