Tiger Woods' ex-mistress, Rachel Uchitel 36 got married over the weekend to her boyfriend of several months Matt Hahn 26 TMZ is reporting.

Matt is a former football player turned business man and the two have been sharing a San Francisco home for several months now. TMZ obtained the marriage license that the couple got on Sunday night and filed Monday morning at 8:58 a.m. The license was filed in Clark Country, Nevada so I'm not sure if that means the two wed in Nevada but I'm guessing that is  the case.

Congrats to Rachel and Matt. 

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Keith Urban brought his musical talents and gorgeous guns, while John Mayer brought his musical talents and orgasm face to Tiger Woods’ 2011 Tiger Jam at the Mandalay Bay Events Center at Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino in where else but Las Vegas baby!

Tiger Jam has been held since 1998 and benefits the Tiger Woods Foundation which has helped to raise more than $12 million. The Tiger Woods Foundation has helped reach over 10 million  young people by delivering unique experiences and innovative educational opportunities for youth worldwide.

Prior to the performances by Keith Urban and John Mayer (and also Tyler Hilton), guests sat down to a dinner and then took part in a silent and live auction that featured one-of-a-kind luxury items.

Pictures after the break.

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So Tiger Woods new girlfriend, Alyse Johnston looks like she could be his ex-wife’s sister.  That’s bad enough.  She’s 13 years younger.  Not the end of the world, but not the greatest thing either.  The kicker?

Tiger Woods Says Golf Made Him Do It

A friend of Alyse told Us Weekly that,

Johnston, whose stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Florida and serves as an executive at his sports management company, used to “draw good luck pictures for Tiger before his tournaments” when she was a child.  “They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger,” says the pal. “But Alyse never said she was interested in him!”

Yeah.  That is 100% creepy.  But after everything that Tiger has done, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.  The guy lacks class big time and he isn’t accustomed to using his head…the one above his shoulders when it comes to women.

Ewww!

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From Tiger Woods to Celebrity Rehab, to a new man on Facebook?  Yes, this is Rachel Uchitel and the story of her current life.  Dr. Drew opened her eyes to the fact that she’s “addicted to love”…yeah.  That’s a real problem… didn’t you know?

Anyhow, Rachel talked with PopEater about this dude she met on Facebook,

“He friends me and he’s like ‘I’m this really nice, normal guy, if you ever want to go for coffee I’d love to take you out.’ So I looked at his picture and he’s super cute.”

Rachel Uchitel Still Sucks

They had a date and hit it off, so she’s planning to see him again.  Later on, she defended herself a bit, which isn’t surprising after the whole Tiger Woods thing,

“I’m not this stalker of men. I’m just saying that I wanted love so bad. You know, I lost my fiance in the World Trade Center. I was prepared to be married, and I have been at that stage for a really long time where I want to have a teammate. I look for that. I wear my heart on my sleeve. There’s nothing wrong with that; I just need to make sure I pick the right person instead of anyone who makes himself available. I need to pick the one that can really love me.”

Yes Rachel, pick a man that can really love you.  Cure your addiction.  And um, good luck with that.

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Forbes has released their list of Hollywood’s 20 Highest Earners of 2010 and well, by the time you are finished reading this list, you will probably just as green with envy as I am.  Yes, there was a pun intended, that’s all I got!  Oh the things I would do with that kind of cash…….

Oprah Has Way Too Much Money People

Lady Gaga, How and WHY Do You Do THIS?

No surprise to see Oprah on top with Judy Judy rounding out the bottom.  Do any of the names below surprise you?

1. Oprah Winfrey, $315 million
2. James Cameron, $210 million
3. Tyler Perry, $125 million
4. Michael Bay, $120 million
5. Tiger Woods, $105 million
6. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million
7. Steven Spielberg, $100 million
8. George Lucas, $95 million
9. Beyoncé, $87 million
10. Dr. Phil, $80 million
11. Simon Cowell, $80 million
12. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million
13. Britney Spears, $64 million
14. Lady Gaga, $62 million
15. Madonna, $58 million
16. Sandra Bullock, $56 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres, $55 million
18. Miley Cyrus, $48 million
19. Taylor Swift, $45 million
20. Judge Judy Sheindlin, $45 million

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