What a perfect way to start hump day: with photos of Jason Statham at the Los Angeles premiere of The Mechanic.

Also at the premiere, and in the film, my future father-in-law Donald Sutherland (looking a little like Santa Claus), Tony Goldwyn (he’s a cutie and yes related to THAT Goldwyn family MGM), and Ben Foster (what an adorable smile).

Sylvester Stallone also attended the premiere of his friend and Expendables co-star. I’m not  trying to be mean, but when I first looked at the picture of Sylvester Stallone (just the head shot) I thought it was a wax figure. Hehehe.

Tila Tequila also attended the premiere looking, dare I say, normal. *gasp*

Thanks to The Hollywood News for the following five video clips to the movie that opens Fridays in theatres. Will you be going?

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Rolling Stone Magazine hosted an after party for last night 2010 American Music Awards where a lot of last night’s attendees stopped by including the very cute J.C. Chasez of NSYNC.

I’m not sure what the hell Keisha is wearing. Think Loch Ness meets Barney. I trust that’s a hat that resembles hair and not her own haircut. I’d be looking for a refund if that were my hair.

Tila Tequila has gone back to the dark side although I’m not sure she ever left it.

Katy Perry and her husband Russell Brand attended the after-party where it doesn’t look like Russell cracked a smile or take his hands out of his pockets. Could it be he’s upset his wife didn’t win any awards, or was he just plain bored by the whole evening? When they were sitting in the audience at the AMAs they hardly touched (at least when the camera was on them).

Some of these photos remind me of the passport office:  no smiles.

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I am not a fan of Tila Tequila.  At all.  In fact I think the girl is batsh*t crazy.  I just haven’t decided whether I think it’s drug induced or a real mental illness.  If it’s a real mental illness I don’t consider it a funny thing, but rather tragic.  I’m not sure if being a conniving, manipulative, lying biotch is considered a mental illness.  I’m pretty sure it’s not.

These pictures are priceless.  Apparently Tila Tequila dropped an album (who knew?) and performed at The Congo Room in Los Angeles where you would think she was stripping but it looks like her clothes stayed on.  Amazing, I know.

Then she changed outfits for the after party and by changing outfits I mean she strapped a couple of belts across her chesticles and started dry-humping the carpet. Good times.

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Madonna leaves Locanda Locatelli restaurant after dining with friends in London where she probably pigged out on a salad.  No dressing. Meow.

Halle Berry looks like she’s on a mission in her cuffed jeans (please dear Lord I beg you DO NOT bring this trend back..Halle may be able to pull it off, but very few can…work with me…please) in Los Angeles.

Gwen Stefani leaves the Nate n Al Deli in Los Angeles with Kingston and Zuma Nesta.

Wife of Mark Wahlberg, Rhea Durham is outside a nail salon in Los Angeles.  The woman just gave birth to her FOURTH child.  Bless her genetic makeup.

Tila Tequila is with friends shopping at Kitson For Kids (please dear Lord I beg you, for reals, not to let her be pregnant…scratch the jeans thingy…this one is way more important…I’m just saying…oh and please dear Lord…have that ginormous boulder diamond on her wedding finger make it’s way to my finger.  Amen.  Oh just to be clear:  I don’t want her, just the ring.  Amen.  Again.)

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Photos: Apega/Agen47/The Media Circuit/  WENN

If you get an opportunity, you should check out the November issue of Playboy Magazine.  There is a pictorial there with Gilles Marini and a model, and although they are both clothed, it’s hot.  I think any model in that position would take a major pay cut to shoot those pictures.  I would have done them for a bucket of chicken and a freezie pop.

Star Magazine held it’s 5th Anniversary party at Bardot’s in Los Angeles and on hand to celebrate were:

• Lo Bosworth
• Tony Dovoloni
• Tila Tequila
• Shayne Lamas
• Lauren Storm
• Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Jonthan Sadowski
• Darin Brooks
• Andrea Bowen
•  Ice-T
• Aury Reyes
• Aubrey Fisher
• CoCo

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Kristen Cavallari hosts ‘UNITE Unveiled: Gen Art’s Fresh Faces In Fashion’ last night in Los Angeles along with:

• Gretchen Rossi
• Slade Smiley
• Cheryl Burke
• Derek Hough
• Kelly Monaco
• Tila Tequila
• Lisa Edelstein

Kristin revealed to Ryan Seacrest yesterday that she and John Mayer are not an item despite rumours and in fact she declined his request to take her out:

“I just feel like I don’t need to be another notch on his belt,”"I think he’s a really nice guy…”

Ouch.  She must have made quite the impression given they had only met for 5 minutes one time.  I guess John Mayer and his belt know what they want.

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