These headlines just kind of write themselves, don’t they?

Kate Moss is to take part in a video for We Are (Not) Sex People’s new single with a man dressed as a rampant bunny and will also take part in a nude orgy in the video.

Here’s how the conversation with the bunny guy’s agent probably went:

Agent:  I have a new gig for you to appear in a video

Bunny:  Cool.  What do I have to do?

Agent:  Dress up as a bunny.

Bunny:  WTF….When do I get a REAL acting job…..can’t you get me any better gigs, you useless sack of….

Agent:  You will be getting it on with a naked Kate Moss

Bunny:  You are God to me.

You just never know in life, do you?

The Lead singer of the band Dan Summers is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “There will be lots of nudity.

“Kate will play a sexy, young version of Cynthia. And we’d all give our right ears to be that bunny rabbit she fools around with.”

No kidding.

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Hugh Hefner and his bunnies were in attendance at The House Bunny premiere at Mann’s theatre in Westwood, California. Bruce Willis and girlfriend, Demi Moore, and Ashton Kutcher were all out in support of Rumor Willis’ part in the movie.

With all the rumors of Kendra being on the outs with the Holly, and Bridgit this picture makes me wonder if that isn’t true.  She seems to be standing “apart” from the other girls, and she isn’t wearing matching colors like they are.

What do you think?

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The beautiful Katherine McPhee was on hand at The House Bunny New York premiere at Hearst Towers.  Also on hand were Rumor Willis, Anna Farris and Emma Stone

The movie is being released in Canada and the US August 22, 2008.

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