I guess Crystal Harris isn’t done milking her association with Hugh Hefner. It seems the runaway bride is shopping around a reality show and some networks are actually interested in it.

TMZ is reporting that she has already had some meetings and the show will feature Crystal trying to find a job after burning bridges with Hugh Hefner.

If leaving him just days before their wedding wasn’t bad enough, she was on Howard Stern’s radio station where she claimed to have only ever had sex with Hugh Hefner once and walked away because she was ‘over it’. She also admitted to not being attracted to Hugh. I guess it was just his money? Who would have thunk it?

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

Crystal Harris is the kind of girl who is her own worst enemy only she’s too busy blaming everyone else  much of a douche to ever see it. Rather than be a grown up, show some grace, class and dignity and simply say ‘I was out of line when I made disparaging remarks about my pimp for the last two years’, she blames Howard Stern:

“The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry,”

Oh boo f*cking hoo. The Stern interview consisted of her describing how Hef lasted two minutes in the sack (the one time they had sex according to her) until she walked away because she was ‘over it’ and he didn’t turn her on and that she didn’t ever see him naked.

I know life at the mansion was sheltered but give me a break, this biotch knew Stern’s style. Don’t play dumb blonde now. Did he think she was on his show to make new friends?

Crystal is a user. She will say and ‘be’ however she needs to be to get what she wants out of a situation. When she’s done using (and by done, she can’t squeeze anything more out of the situation and she will only be in that situation if there is something to gain from it in the first place), she will talk smack about them.

But people can be gullible and pretty much believe any shizz that’s told to them. I predict her shelf life to be very short lived. She offers nothing. Of course that doesn’t include a life in porn. I’m sure even she could pull that off. She is very fake and phony after all.

He might be old and have a wrinkly johnson, but Hef has class and grace (even though his sexcapades make me want to hurl boulders of vomit) and this girl probably doesn’t even understand what that means.

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

Crystal Harris bashed Hugh Hefner‘s ability in the sack, but his other girls are coming to the rescue.

“I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” says Hiromi Oshima, a Playmate who spoke to PEOPLE during Playboy TV’s “TV for 2″ party Tuesday night at the Playboy Mansion.

And she’s not alone in her opinion either,

“Hef is a lover,” says Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV. “I think they definitely had sex more than that one time and it wasn’t two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life.”

No matter what, he’s got a huge heart and all the girls love that about him.

“I think the whole thing with Crystal is really sad, and Hef is such an amazing man. He provides so much for everyone that’s around him and all of the Playmates,” says Shanna McLaughlin, who appeared in the magazine in July 2010. “I think some things should be kept private between two people, especially in a break-up scenario.”

Let’s face it, Crystal is a gold digging bitch with only the worst of intentions.  She’s a complete user, and she crushed Hef in the process.  Karma is a bitch and it will get her in the end.

Yesterday a video of Hugh Hefner’s ‘Runaway Bride’ Crystal Harris visiting the Howard Stern show hit the interwebs and in it she looks pretty grossed out by the thought of sex with Hugh Hefner. I am in agreement with her. Even if it lasted two seconds, it’s two seconds too long, but she knew what she signed up for.  She also talks about how she never saw him naked. I’m thinking this can’t be a bad thing. She says she wasn’t attracted to Hef. I wonder if she told him this during the time she lived with him? Something  tells me no.

Here’s what I have a problem with: she acted all ‘nice-nice’ when she was living with him. And by living with him I mean USING him for the lifestyle, the cars, the free rent, etc, but now that it doesn’t suit her, and she’s walked away from the lifestyle, she’s not only being cruel about him, but being a classless piece of garbage as far as I’m concerned.

No one made her be with him in the first place. We’ve all got a choice, right? Hef is very open and honest about his lifestyle. Nothing is hidden, but clearly her agenda was and when she couldn’t carry on the charade anymore rather than look at all that he did for her (and let’s face it he did plenty), she takes to the media and runs him down.

Seriously I don’t know how she lived this lie for as long as she did personally. However show some grace, dignity and class and say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say. And in case you were wondering she’s keeping the 3 carat diamond ring and two cars that he gave her. Classy, huh? Let’s hope she can’t breed.

Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Anna Sophia Berglund

Hugh Hefner got himself a new girlfriend (Anna Sophia Berglund) quick style when Crystal Harris practically dumped him at the altar, but apparently, he’s not too happy.  Witnesses at the Karma Foundation’s Kandyland party at the Playboy Mansion last weekend, said that Hef looked pretty bummed out, even with Anna Sophia Berglund at his side.

Hugh Hefner Regrets Not Marrying Holly Madison

“He didn’t hold her hand or act lovey-dovey at all,” a partygoer at the Mercy hangover prevention drink-sponsored event tells In Touch. “He just had a blank look on his face, he was so miserable.”

He ended up leaving 20 minutes in to the party.  That’s how down the guy is feeling.  It must be all the reports coming out about Crystal and all the nasty things she’s said and done since she split.

Poor Hef.

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Hugh Hefner is telling friends he regrets not marrying Holly Madison because she was ‘loyal and kind’. This, just after his fiancé Crystal Harris cancelled the wedding a mere 5 days before it was to have taken place according to Hollywood Life.

Gold Digger Number 6,486 Moves in With Hugh Hefner – PHOTO

I guess sometimes people have to lose something before they realize how valuable it truly was. While I’m sure Holly would have loved hearing that months ago, such is not the case now with her friends saying that chapter of her life is closed and she is also dating Jesse Waits a managing partner of XS Nightclub in Las Vegas. Despite her heading to the mansion to console Hef once she learned the marriage was off, she has clearly moved on.

Crystal Harris Is Twisted

Hef really was lucky to have Holly because she was loyal and kind to him. He has to realize that at his age, to get a young 20-something year old, chances are they aren’t going to be loyal in the way he needs. It’s just not realistic.

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