Madonna and the new boytoy are seen leaving Aura Club in London last night (this morning) where it looks like they were swarmed by people.  There is some confusion as to who the young man is that she is seeing. Originally he was identified as Brahim Rachiki (as these photos identify him) but then he was identified as Brahim Zaibat.  So many Brahim’s so little time.  Apparently the dude is 33 although if this is him in the pictures (and methinks it is..of the two men in the back seat he’s the one on the left) he looks very young for his age.

I don’t recall seeing a photo of him before but then again internet connection in my basement has been randy at best.

Believe it or not, when I say boytoy I’m not being condescending or disrespectful to Madonna.  Quite the contrary.  I think it’s awesome that a 52 year old woman has a young thang to pork. Why not? Men have had young thangs for ions and everyone just accepts that, so what the hell?

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Madonna’s rep told Gossipcop.com that the rumours are simply untrue, but we’ve heard that before.  I think we heard that when there were rumours of her splitting from Guy Ritchie.

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Forbes has released it’s top 100 most power women list who have made a significant cultural contribution and just so we can all breathe a sigh of relief Lady GaGa is on the list at number 7 with Beyonce number 9 and Ellen DeGeneres number 10.

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The number one spot goes to the First Lady Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey takes number 3.  Angelina Jolie beat out Madonna with ranking 21 while Madge ranks 29.  Chelsea Handler is also on the list being number 33.

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To see the complete list you can check out Forbes’ website here.

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Taylor Momsen is 17. She has accomplished a lot in such a short time and she certainly marches to her own beat. I would say something snarky but quite frankly I’m afraid that I will wake up to see her racoon eyes staring down at me just before she beats the sh*t out of me.

Taylor is the face of Material Girl which is the creation of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes Leon. Or it’s Lourdes’ creation and Madonna oversees it.  They are celebrating the collection at Macy’s Herald Square.

If ever there were three women with very strong personalities these three would be it.  God help us all if they all start menstruating on the same cycle.

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Madonna is on the set of the film she’s directing about Wallis Simpson entitled W.E. where she’s rocking some glasses a hat and no makeup. She’s a braver woman than I.

The romantic comedy is:

A two-tiered romantic drama focusing on the affair between King Edward VIII and American divorcée Wallis Simpson and a contemporary romance between a married woman and a Russian security guard

Abbie Cornish stars in the film and can be seen in some of the shots on the streets of London.

It’s a family affair on the set because Madonna’s kids Lourdes, David, Mercy and Rocco join her on the set as does Lourdes father Carlos Leon.

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Madonna’s personal bodyguard escorts her out of Aura Nightclub at about 1 a.m. in London where she performed. While Madge was shaking her vadge the coppers were ticketing her vehicle.  Awww nuts.  Do you think she can afford to pay the ticket? Methinks so.

Do you see how many photographers are outside the venue? It’s insanity.

On a serious (and more important) note, Madonna made a statement to Access Hollywood calling on the people of Malawi to fight for the release of  Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalanga who were jailed for 14 years with hard labour because they are gay:

“I am shocked and saddened by the decision made today by the Malawian court, which sentenced two innocent men to prison. As a matter of principle, I believe in equal rights for all people, no matter what their gender, race, color, religion, or sexual orientation.

“Today, Malawi took a giant step backward. The world is filled with pain and suffering; therefore, we must support our basic human right to love and be loved.

“I call upon the progressive men and women of Malawi - and around the world – to challenge this decision in the name of human dignity and equal rights for all.”

How very sad in this day and age

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Madonna and her daughter Lourdes attended last night’s 2nd Annual Bent On Learning benefit at the Puck Building in New York. I feel it is my duty to let Lourdes know she has a little rip in her stockings.  She’s a chip off the old block, no? She really looks like her mother in that picture, doesn’t she?

Madonna’s pal Gwyneth Paltrow also attended as did:

• Kelly Bensimon
• Melissa George
• Fisher Stevens
• Sean Lennon
• Russell Simmons
• Hilary Rhoda
• Krysten Ritter
• Heather Graham

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Madonna and her man hands attended a private party in Chelsea last night where she brought along Jesus Luz who was looking a little like the fourth lost Jonas Brother.  Ever notice that he trails a few feet behind her like her own personal shopper?

Also attending the party was GOOP Guru Gwyneth Paltrow and a freshly chocolate dipped Valentino.  Just in time for Easter!

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Gerard Butler and Madonna look very relaxed and happy as they attend an event sponsored by Braham in Rio de Janeiro along with Rodrigo Santoro.

This is Rio’s Carnival time of year and who better to party with skantily-clad women than Gerard Butler?