These headlines just kind of write themselves, don’t they?

Kate Moss is to take part in a video for We Are (Not) Sex People’s new single with a man dressed as a rampant bunny and will also take part in a nude orgy in the video.

Here’s how the conversation with the bunny guy’s agent probably went:

Agent:  I have a new gig for you to appear in a video

Bunny:  Cool.  What do I have to do?

Agent:  Dress up as a bunny.

Bunny:  WTF….When do I get a REAL acting job…..can’t you get me any better gigs, you useless sack of….

Agent:  You will be getting it on with a naked Kate Moss

Bunny:  You are God to me.

You just never know in life, do you?

The Lead singer of the band Dan Summers is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “There will be lots of nudity.

“Kate will play a sexy, young version of Cynthia. And we’d all give our right ears to be that bunny rabbit she fools around with.”

No kidding.

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